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THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH - OR YOU HAD THE SALT WHY DIDN'T YOU GRIT

2012-02-05T13:48:00.000Z

I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND NO GIT IS ONE

I like so many of the people all over England watch the News and the Weather forecast every day and there is this smiling happy little man tell us that the weather is going to be bitter, yep it's really bitter in the UK. The smiling man told us that it was going to be so cold that it would snow and low and behold it did snow. They showed on the News how they had millions of salt ready to grit the Country - did they use it, hell no....... The World as we know it has gawn mad, this is what I and the rest of the UK have to deal with all the time. We know the snow is on it's merry little way a tad late i will grant you that, should have been before now and not killed all the flowers that always seem to bud far too early but no it is snowing and as pretty as it looks in my garden and it does look really pretty the only person having a wail of a time is my dawg, he is out there going mental running round and doing back flips then coming in and just having a total puppy fit, ain't life grand i have to say it is funny and he is the cutest dog in all the world but then he does have a mind of his own and my home has become his home i just wish he would pay some rent.

The End Of The World Is Nigh i do believe the saying goes and that is just what it feels like, a man on the radio called into a local station and said he was on the M1 trying to get home and a journey that normally would take him at worst 1 hour has taken him 5 and he still ain't home. This is my Country and i do love it but like i say they knew, they had the salt, i would presume they had the lorries to spread the grit but did they do this - well i think not, even the pavements are turning from snow to ice and i don't care about the cost ruddy well put some salt or sand or something down cos there are old people out there and they could fall - still where there's a blame there's a claim - and i do know of one person who did just that fell on her broken pavement broke her ankle and sued the council, she did all of this not before she took photos of said pavement and low and behold when she began the action they said how did she do this the pavement was fine - the Bastards had fixed it - still she already had oh so many pictures it was way to late. She did so well from this fall and her action that she moved home, so believe me claim, claim, claim - F*ck those bankers are making their claim to those bonuses they oh so richly DON'T deserve - oh that makes me mad.

Anyway, grit the roads and the streets you lazy sods cos there are some of us that pay for these things to be done so bloody do them, what's the point of paying Council Tax if you do bog all with that money - NONE so go get those lorries out, my friend Lily was snowed into her home in Edinburgh and the army had to dig her out - that is though Scotland but still the UK - please listen to the voice of reason cos i am being very reasonable. Grit the roads and the streets when you know x 110% it is going to snow - is that too much to ask? Now of course it isn't so get off your lazy asses and do summat about it - Please.

XoXo Hilton69 just wanting to make it safer out there. Lets face it they don't call me The Crash Test Dummy for nothing! - Thanks for that title Marshall - yes i am well jell that you are not here but in Porto Rico you lucky bustard. (Don't forget me duty free fags.)

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2012-02-01T12:58:00.000Z

THESE JOKES WERE SENT TO ME BY MY GOOD FRIEND - THE ONE WHO CALLS ME ''CRASH TEST DUMMY''

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IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME?

2012-01-29T13:28:00.000Z

MAE WEST, QUEEN OF BURLESQUE

Mae West was a woman of some renowned in her time and she had more sayings attributed to her than i think almost any other woman although some of them she did not say but like i say they are attributed for her, one of my personal favourites is this : ''Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you are gonna get or how long it's gonna last.'' Perfect would you not agree, i know i think that sums up it up for me anyway.

I met with a regular Client of mine in Dublin, when i come to see him or he comes to see me should i not say that my entire tour date is around when he is and i think that is pretty good cos if he is on Holiday's or the such i change the time i know i will meet with him but lets get down to the nitty gritty cos that is far more interesting than these minor details :)

Arriving at my place for our usual long meeting he walked in and we sat and chatted, showed pictures and i showed him something on U-Tube and he was so impressed and laughed and groaned because it does have a high groan factor, after drinking our drinks, he always brings me a bottle of champers and two flutes, i told him to get his kit off and get onto the bed - like the good man he is he did my bidding and our time together began and believe me i did wonder to myself, is that really a gun in his boxers or was he just pleased to see me, the latter of course and so began our time together.

We lay on the bed kissing and cuddling and me making a lot of fuss over him because he is very special to me and never a chore always a pleasure and i could feel i was getting really wet because he just makes me that way just kissing him. More kisses and lots more attention and we were both getting carried away - and i do mean that in the sense of the word - totally in a world of our own and loving every minute of it. No persuasion was needed to go down the bed slowly and feel what he had for me in his boxer shorts and a warm glow was now coming all over me and i thought sod the boxers lets just get 'em off and taste his penis and so i did this and it tasted just gorgeous. I could hear him moaning and telling me how wonderful it felt and so i carried on doing this, cupping his balls in my hand and rubbing my hand up and down his penis and my mouth taking him in and out all in unison. He was in heaven and i was thrilled to make him so content, like i said always a pleasure never a chore and that is the entire truth of the matter.

I crawled up his body and began to kiss him again and he was purring with delight and i was breathing heavily in his ears kissing him and breathing again heavily in the other. He turned me around to spoon with me, moved his hand down took off my panties what there are of them and started to play with my clitoris very gently and very teasingly which i loved. Flicking his finger and rubbing down the sides of my labia and then into me to feel how wet i was and whispering into my ear lovely. Taking his finger out he began to slide up my labia flicking from one side to the other, oh so slowly and then landing on my clitoris by which time was as hard as a rock and i wanted him to rub it some more which of course he did in the same teasing manner. Now opening my legs wider lifting one leg over his two he started to rub me gently at first then a little harder and harder, i was moaning and i could feel my breathing pattern changing now and i said loudly that i was coming and so he pushed harder and harder flicking me rubbing me and i was in heaven and then i started to come and he just kept on as he could feel my body stiffen and shake and he whispered ''come on baby, keep coming for me.'' And that's what i did.

He turned and lifted my body higher onto the pillows and then moved himself down my body, caressing it sweetly and the slid his tongue along my labia and which by this time was soaking and then flicking my clitoris with his tongue and my head went back onto the cushion knowing that it was not going to be agony but ecstasy and before i even knew it he started his hand between my legs and as his tongue flicked he started to finger fuck me and i could feel i was coming again and all i could say was ''oh no.'' My body went into spasms as he continued to do this first with one finger then another. I was panting for breath as he made me come time after time and now begging for him to fuck me he got a condom from the side of the bed and did my bidding. First slowly then harder and harder and i loved it. He was and is a beautiful lover very, very considerate and very, very adept at love making and whatever you may think it really was like he was my lover.

He asked me to turn around which i duly did, he slid his penis into me and began to pump away first very slowly then harder and faster, coming out a couple of times by accident and then he and i got into the rhythm and i was banging harder and harder into him and the juices were flowing out of me and i felt a little embarrassed but i was enjoying myself so much that really i just didn't care too much - the man had me and i had him and suddenly i could feel he was coming and he did so hard. He stopped and i just played and teased him going in and out slowly and i could feel his veins in his penis pumping and i loved it.

He came out of me rolled over breathing hard and saying it was just what he needed and to be frank it was just what i needed to - cleaning himself up with my wipes and i to doing the same i just fancied a last taste and ladies he was getting hard all over again but he didn't have the time to stay so i just like a petulant child said ''oh'' and did a lower lip quiver which he thought hilarious and we both giggled, i put on my snugly dressing gown and he his clothes and we kissed and he parted -

XoXo - Hilton69 luckiest girl in Dublin and remember ever moment of our rendezvous because it was spectacular - as a lover and a person i feel lucky to know him, as far as writing reviews go he has done but they always take the last one he wrote off so boo ho me, i don't think i need for him to write a review i think i just wrote one for him........Until the next time Monsieur Lingerie..... That's what i call him anyway. Blogged with Love :)

HERE IS A LINK FOR YOU TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE A WOMAN SQUIRT -

2012-01-01T17:13:00.003Z

THINK THIS LINK WILL SHOW YOU HOW SQUIRTING IS ACHIEVED

LOTS OF OTHER PORN ON THIS LINK TO BUT THIS LINK SHOWS HOW TO DO IT

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XoXo Hilton69...........Have fun trying.............

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - PART 11 - NEW YEARS EVE

2012-01-01T16:05:00.000Z

Dodi Back In The UK - I Missed Him & He Missed Me -

When i say nobody does it better and call it part two it is because nobody does do it better than my gorgeous Egyptian and i should know now lets face it - been there, seen it and won the wet t-shirt competition so i think i can say that i know what is hot and what's not. And Dodi is very hot.

There is one thing that i cannot bare is that he is so much browner than me & when i say brown i mean brown especially up against my white body i don't like being this pasty so i decided that he could see my body but the legs would be in black hold ups and the rest of the body was in something decidedly hot by any ones standards and to be honest i found it in my knicker draw as i call it, basically because it is the draw where i put them. I know i am off on a tangent but really i need to get you to where i will take you because it is really what you want to read and i love to write it and read it myself, i find it so hot because it really is around 98% all true just the names and the place i do always change but i won't tell you the name of the adult sex party we went to because that comes a lot later in this blog.

Dodi arrived at my house an hour late, yes Hun you were an hour late and i was miffed because i wanted to spend more quality time with him on our own, still he did get here, eventually! I had decided i was not going to do the good hostess thing and offer him a drink. Nope i decided that i would be the better hostess and offer him me and when i opened my dressing-gown i think it would be fare to say he was not disappointed with how little i had on for him and after standing kissing him and the burning desire i had for him and he for me i just took him straight to my room where i dropped my dressing gown and he undressed himself and we lay there kissing. He was hard as a rock and getting harder and bigger by the minute, i loved it. I was nibbling at his ear and stroking his hair and moaning into his ear and he whispered to kiss him, so whats a girl to do but to follow directions and kiss the guy and he whispered to me that he had missed me. I loved that he had and it just made me hornier and hornier. He then kissed and sucked my breasts so softly and gently just as i loved it. Just thinking about what we got up to has me gagging for sex with him again.

My legs were wide apart and gagging for him to touch me but no that was never going to happen and you would think that i would know better by now but hey God loves a trier. I could feel myself getting wetter and wetter and i was feeling a little embarrassed but i just couldn't help myself. He took my head into his hands and started to kiss me - deep kisses and then i wanted to kiss him but he would just let me bite his lip and then he let me kiss him and so it went on the want for him, the need for him and the desire for him were now just too much and i needed him to come and dine on me before i exploded any more and i knew that i would and so did he. You sometimes have to be cruel to be kind but i don't know i think i would have liked him to make me scream that i was coming and you have to know that is just what was going to happen any time soon that he went down on me.

After asking him he finally said that he would and down he went sliding his tongue along the left then the right side of my thigh and then lightly flicking his tongue and looking up at me telling me that he could taste me and how he was going to taste more and his tongue slid down further where i was so wet that again i felt embarrassed but he now slid his tongue along the labia and then into me where his tongue was sucking hard then he forced his tongue into me and my legs began to shake and he pulled out and away from me and i moaned like a petulant child having had their toy taken away from them and he was my favourite toy in this instance. I didn't have to wait for long though before he was back down on me and this time again making me wait he nibbled on my clitoris and sliding one of his hands down my thigh stroking gently and then moving one finger into me and then another and then another. I was so wet i knew what i was to expect and he kept nibbling my clitoris and i moved my fingers down to spread my lips and to watch and push down on his fingers and then i felt myself go and pushed harder and harder onto his fingers his hand pushed my stomach and that was it - and i told him i was coming and coming hard and he told me to play with myself so he could watch me squirt and that is what i did and he put his mouth over and took it into his mouth and told me how good it tasted and pushed again and rubbed my stomach and i just now screamed and my body shook uncontrollably and i was like a rag doll and he knew it and he continued to make me come and i was so wet, my legs still trembling and body shaking and i wanted him to stop or did I?

Then it was his turn and he lay on the bed and i went down on him which i have to say is no mean feat as he is so well endowed but in saying that i was so selfish that i couldn't go down on him for long because i was gagging for him and so i decided to climb up the bed and whisper if i could put a condom on him and take a ride to which he answered yes so i got out an XL condom and put it on to him and sat astride him - again kissing each other and working ourselves into a frenzy but me calling the shots and nibbling his lip running my tongue into his mouth and then biting at his ear lope and gently moaning i reached down and slid it into me and it slid so easily as i was still unbearably wet. I apologised for being so wet but all he said was that he loved the fact that i was and i pushed up and down on him slowly and then pushed down hard and squealed because he was so big he went right into me and he loved the feeling we carried on like this and then i asked if he would fuck me from behind and i would get my bullet out and place it onto my clitoris and move it onto him the vibration on him was so pleasurable that i heard him let out a loud groan and he exploded. I on the other hand carried on playing with the bullet on my clitoris but i had come so many times that i just couldn't make it happen again - how lucky am I? Very, very lucky i would say.

So there you have it Dodi and how i do believe that nobody really does it better and only Dodi and i would know if that really did happen the way i said but believe you me that is what really did happen and i won't be seeing him for a few weeks but it just gets better and better with him but i really do have to learn to be more giving on the going down on him although in saying that i may just have to tie him to my bedstead and tease him - yes i fancy doing that.

Now here is the trick to making a woman squirt and it isn't the same for us all but here goes for those that are interested. You need to have some oil on the stomach i use baby oil but they say there are better types to use and the fingering of a woman, anyway in my case i am so wet that you do not need to have oiled fingers but that is the usual then when you insert the fingers into said woman and then you rub your hand over the woman's stomach. It has to be done in a circular motion going clock-wise or anti-clockwise moving further and further down the body until you can feel the pelvic bone. You have to push down harder and harder and with the fingers inside moving in and out not too hard just in and out and then if you are lucky the squirting begins - i wouldn't like to swear to it but i think this really only works with someone that you have a sort of relationship with - it works for us because we have seen each other so often that we have what you could call a connection.

XoXo Hilton69 - I have to say we did go to the adult sex party but we both didn't like it and we walked through the house looking in on each floor and decided it really wasn't for us and left - still seeing is believing and we saw it and we were repulsed by it - to be honest there were so many people there and there were so many old men there - when i say old there was a poster on the wall saying that there was going to be a MILF party and i said to the guy why don't you have a FILTF he looked bemused and i said out a bit too loud - Father's I'd Love To Fuck - the guys were really quite old and the expression ''would you''? Does come to mind and the answer would be a big fat NO from me anyway!

Happy New Year to all reading this. Happy New Year Dodi and i can't wait to see you again because really nobody does it better.

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - CHRISTMAS EVE

2011-12-31T12:30:00.003Z

DODI CAME TO TOWN AND THERE'S NOBODY QUITE LIKE HIM

My Egyptian Dodi is back in the UK well he was last weekend and he is today, New Years Eve so i had a great Christmas Pressie of him & Davidoff from Dubai of course and i will be having him later on tonight and some more Davidoff, who is a lucky girl then, think you could say that i am but if you asked him he would say he was a lucky guy. Christmas Eve was a whole lot better than i had ever had before and i knew that New Year's Eve would be even better.

For those of you who don't know who this really special lover is and friend, he is a man that i met in Dubai and well when i had a melt down he was there to save me although if i melt down again i will of course kill the biatch lol.

He came to see me last week and i was so excited that he should be in my town and seeing me now it was my turn to show him around but we never got to go out because i kept him here all to myself and i wanted him here with me and playing with me and he really does know how to tease to the point of no return, until you beg for it to stop and you want him to carry on fingering you and licking you but no that is not going to happen either it is all in his time and his tongue should win an award.......And Prize for the Best Teasing Tongue Goes to - Dodi of Egypt - i don't think so i know so - you have to understand that the sex i had with him in Dubai was the best sex i ever and i do mean ever, had to date in my life and he asked me did i think we could do better than that and i had to say No because honestly i don't think it would be possible to top.

Well he arrived at my place around late afternoon and rang the door bell and i let him into my home and giggled at what he was wearing because i didn't think that he would own such clothes as he had on as i had only ever seen him in very light clothes not a pure cashmere black coat with beautiful shoes and jeans and a shirt - he looked so sweet i wanted him for a long time and when i could take no more i led him into my bedroom and wanted to have my way with him.

We started to remove our clothes and i jokingly said you do remember my little puppies don't you and why i called them little is odd really seeing as i do have a very ample bosom! His face lit up and said of course he remembered, he remembered all of my body and i Ladies remembered all of his to. I remembered how he tasted and i also remembered how big he was. And boy is he big, well he is for me. I wanted to get my lips around him and take him almost straight away but i forgot his power over me and how he was a man that liked to be in charge. And being a big strong man what was a gal to do but let him and so i did.

We kissed and cuddled and he let me get myself worked up even more and my breath was shortening as i kissed his ear and moaned. He had me and he knew it and so began the Hell that was his hands gently fingering me, flicking from side to side of my labia and he could feel my hymen enlarging. He was now sucking my breasts taking each one in turn and then he started his way down my body, kissing and licking me and now i was aching for him yearning in fact for him and so i opened my legs wide for him and his fingers were teasing me and i wanted them to move into me but he was never going to let that happen, oh no he had his own way of doing things and i was going to have to wait and so wait i did.

Now down to where he wanted to be he carried on messing with me and the want, need and desire for his tongue was getting worse and worse but the tongue was letting me know just what it was going to do and so i had to know my place and wait my turn for his tongue and getting wetter and wetter eventually he decided that he would lick me and he moaned and said he hadn't forgotten how good i tasted and his feast went on and so did my moaning.

Now you have to admire a man that has travelled a good seven hours flight to get to the UK and knowing there was a train strike for getting to where i live to service me and his turn was yet to come you really do but he did carry on and on and it was to be honest the pleasure was all mine and i do know how lucky i was and what a great Christmas Pressie i had gotten, his tongue that is and it just kept on working away and nothing else other than his tongue was having it's very own party. I wanted so much in fact i wanted him to touch me with his fingers but that was just something that i lay there for and him making me wait. Now his tongue slid along the right side of my labia and i could feel the swelling and it made me gasp for air then i watched him slide down the left side and then moving his fingers onto my lips and spreading them i watched him squeeze his tongue into me and sucking very hard and my juices now coming out of me hard he licked away a little like he was kissing me. With two fingers he kept my lips apart and the other hand he started to flick my clitoris back and forth, very, very gently and i was going to explode and my breath got a little shallower and he knew that i was enjoying myself and he carried on and i could feel that i was going to explode but that was not an option, he was never going to let me come until he wanted to let me.

He rubbed away and then started to rub onto my stomach and pushing hard and i thought any moment now that i would squirt and i said this out loud and he moved his head to my pussy and i could feel i was squirting into his mouth - he just pushed harder and more rhythmically around and around and he then sat astride me and wanted to watch me come. With two fingers he opened the labia apart and with the other hand he flicked my clitoris back and forward softly but very fast and getting faster and faster and the weight of him on my stomaching raising up and down he watched me come. My entire body now shaking really hard and it was orgasm after orgasm and over again. I have to say he enjoyed watching but there was no way that i was going down on him now and i told him that i wanted him inside me, i wanted him to fuck me hard and i am not a woman that is into being fucked or shagged but i wanted him and that is what i got.

I leaned over to reach for the large condom in its bag, ripped it open and placed it on him. Now him on top of me he began to fuck me faster and harder. The poor guy was i could see really tired but he wanted to get his rocks off and so he did - we each got what we wanted but i think that i will get my way this week and make him suffer the way he did me, well not quite obviously.
I feel that there could be some tie & tease so that he knows what it feels like to yearn for something and be teased to Heaven and back........

XoXo Hilton69 is guessing what i have planned with bringing in the New Year, well as a small clue i can tell you what we are doing - we are going to and Adult Party in London, three floors of watching or taking part - think i will personally just watch - i am a person that is not into having sex where so many have and is not clean i like the cleaner the better.

You will have something to read soon as he is coming here first where i will be opening the door to him in what i said i would and that is very, very little and i rarely do that for any one, i did use to answer the door just in a basque but i think it's classier now to be dressed.

See you soon Dodi........get a lot of sleep today because you are going to need it - what a unique way to start the New Year.....well it will be for me!

IT ISN'T THAT I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON, I'M JUST NOT A STUPID PEOPLE PERSON. - GETTING IT YET?

2011-12-30T12:47:00.000Z

An Idiot really is a genius to another Idiot I'm just not that idiot.

You think that there can be no more twats out there but guess what i am totally wrong there are more twats than i can handle and DON'T throw down the gauntlet to me to show me just how much of time wasting tit w*nk you are because for sure you will lose.

The latest of these idiots is called Imran who text me to f*cking death yesterday making me really peeved i can tell you asking if he could come see me and blah, blah, blah and this went on from around 12pm to around 20.00 to tell me this:

He thought that i had a dog, actually it was a dog on the television and i said nothing and he asked me if i had a dog or cat because and i quote - ''I'm scared of them.'' Did you ever hear of someone saying that stupid a thing before, scared of cats. I can tell you - no pun intended here, he must be barking mad.

The only thing i can say is that he is Asian and all Asian Parent's seem to pull their Children away from dogs in the street like they would maul them, well i am here to tell you that your Parent's made you this way ergo they to are 'barking mad' that is in my opinion. If you are the Parent of a small child then fair enough but come on a Yorkshire Terrier.......gimme a break here please. Oh and 28 so not a toddler!

The w*nker did not have the good grace to call me at 18.00 hours to say he wouldn't be coming, oh no he left it till 19.55 or five minutes until his appointed time of visiting me - manners maketh the man but i gotta tell you i had to call text him to see if he was still coming before he called me.

Now Omar you w*nker you do not do that, i was sitting waiting for you and i will leave his number for you to see and i will be reporting him on all the Punterslimes as a time waster - oh yes he did say he was sorry and that he would come over to give him 30 minutes and he would be here but it was too late i decided that Coronation Street or Emmerdale would be more fun to watch than to see him and also he screwed up my plans for dinner to!

Then later on that night & i am talking this morning really when i was chilling out in bed watching the best of them all The Godfather i get a call at 3am yes really but i just lifted the phone and put it down deleted the number and the ass-hole calls me again during the day - sounded about 18 years of age. Damn if i had thought about it i should have made him an offer he could not refuse lol. :)

XoXo Hilton69.......Now F*ck off and mither some one else, i ain't got the time or the patience for you w*ankers any longer.........getting the message yet - doubt it cos they are so thick. Gimme a f*cking break will you? Stop f*cking texting to it's really bloody annoying to top the lot.

Idiots - love 'em or hate 'em, i put myself in the latter bracket - End of rant!

GOTTA NAME AND SHAME AN IDIOT AND GIRLS MAKE NOTE COS HERE IS HIS NUMBER 07858 703 027

2011-12-27T00:25:00.000Z

HERE IT IS AGAIN 07858 703 027

This is why i am writing his number and it will appear on Punterlink, PunterNet and of course Captain69 all the sites that will take or run the section of UGLY MUGS........ here is what he did and of course because he is such an idiot he made a terrible mistake, he used a phone number which i already have on my phone under the name of JASON - Although he told me who is Jason that his name was Fillipo. I have to say i don't think you spell it like that but hey he should know cos that is his name - NOT.

Now like i say he is a real Loony Tunes so i want you girls to be really careful and please make a note of this number because he may call you with his fake Italian Accent/American twang and yet he is not either of these he is just some cockney wide boy that will take you for a ride, could be expensive if you actually make the trip to see this man that is not staying at the address he gave me and this is the address by the way:

Apartment 3, 55 Park Lane and if you can believe it when i asked him for the post code he didn't know it, that was another alarm bell to, we all know our post codes surely, unless of course you don't live there.

So living not far from Park Lane and knowing all the Hotels and BMW showroom, and Foxtons i just said this is where i was - he said oh yes i will be down to meet you, blah, blah, blah. It is a swanky building with people on the reception there so i thought i would call the building, guess what the apartments do not have numbers there was another boo, boo cos when i said i don't know his surname but first name is Fillipo, nobody in the building with that name either - honest to god what a plonker.

He wanted me to come wearing nothing but stockings, suspender belt and g-string and a long coat. I said sure i would do that and carried on leading him on. It just gets worse and worse what he wanted was a joke to, he wanted to have this that and the other won't write it cos it really isn't necessary i think we can all guess.

Ah you gotta feel for him because on my fictitious way to him he kept sending me the same message, are you on your way yet, are you on your way yet - this he sent to me around 10 times another odd thing to do the thing is that i do know a really lovely guy called Jason so i hope that it wasn't him, i don't think so but who knows i will text him tomorrow just to make sure - cos he is really lovely.

All these things please make a note of cos this guy is just a major twat now he is texting and texting and texting and i would love to tell you what they say but not even looking to see - I do feel sorry for him because there is definitely something wrong with him. Phone and Messages is on silent - terrible shame cos one i read called me all sorts of names - strange that because he never called me a slapper and i love that expression.

XoXo Hilton69 ......... Again this is a public service announcement because i do NOT wish that he could do it to you - so make a note of the number - Oh and by the way he did write that he knew where i lived, so make sure that you make note of his names and number 07858 703 027 - You really don't want to know how he kept on telling me how rich he was and how he wanted to make it a regular thing and paying me £3,000 every time.......again makes you run miles because anyone that does have loads of money has it because they are not nuts to pay that much money - think he deserves a few calls now don't you girls because he will be bombarded with them as i am what you can only describe an insomniac so he could be getting a call or two in the middle of the night from any number i fancy as i have a lot of Sim cards lol.

Make a note of his supposed address, his names and his number, cos i could be doing you a massive favour - got so many messages from him now but ignoring them, best thing to do i would say. Although girls make a note of his number with ignore by the side of it ........ Happy New Year Ladies. Happy New Year to everyone except this idiot - saw my Dodi Friday will be writing about our time soon.

IN IRELAND REVIEWS ARE KING - BUT ARE THEY REALLY ..........

2011-12-24T13:54:00.002Z

LONG TIME BEING A WHOLE 30 MINUTES OR 60 MINUTES

I AM GOING TO SHOW YOU A LIST OF REVIEWERS AND REVIEWED THEN ASK YOURSELVES THIS WOULD I WISH TO HAVE WRITTEN THAT MANY REVIEWS?

OR WOULD I LIKE TO HAVE THAT MANY - LADS AND LADIES I LEAVE IT TO YOU TO DECIDE I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHAT I THINK!

THEY COULD ALL BE YOUR FAVOURITE, AT LEAST THIS WEEK :)

Here is what Escort-Ireland have to say about the why's & wherefores of reviews.

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This section of Escort Ireland allows Irish escort clients to review Irish escorts that they have met and read reviews of Irish escorts that have been written by their fellow Irish clients.
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If you are new to all this, please read our Irish escort reviews FAQ first. The explains exactly how our Irish escort review system works and how we work towards ensuring honesty and maintaining a fair reviews process for both Irish punters and Irish escorts.
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That is their reasoning at Escort-Ireand but here is what i think as do others:

In the UK a lot of the sites will not have a list because if the girl fairs badly it reflects back on the Company that they are advertising with, personally i think you have to see the below to believe it.

One time out in Ireland i had two reviews to go onto my section and they did not appear, i asked why mine hadn't and some of the girls with squillions went on straight away and the reply from the girl that answered the phone was this - ''These girls are FAMOUS'' - i nearly peed my pants laughing when she said that and said to her ''Do you not mean infamous.'' She didn't have a clue what i meant but the reviews went on very soon after the call - Reviews are shite.........end of my point read away.

Top Reviewers
The Irish escort clients with the most reviews: This is really sad lol. 215 Reviews cannot surely make you Fussy - Mr Fussy........Your name should be, c'ant keep it in my pants. :)

MrFussy	215
the legend	153
n73	115
BLACK CAT	114
realdeal	109
McLooking	95
scankman	88
Harry P	87
takemedrunki...	87
petethedub	85
galwayxxx	85
bg visitor	77
zobaanzoo	75
ninebythree	74
someday	70
feargal	68
honestfare	66
pinky	66
JAMESCORK	63
love211	59
Last time	58
ber	57
MILF Hunter	56
maddog713	55
hottrod101	55
Layercake	55
click n pick	54
galman	54
espensen	53
dreamon	52
Hman	52
anon361	51
mark444	50
petercork	48
Rayden	48
jem	47
the saint	47
EscortAddict...	47
thelongman	47
RodeoMan	47
kingbee	46
Victor Matur...	45
pussyman	45
mrshankly	45
Eugen	45
red boy	45
mr maxi	44
caddy	44
dr love	43
Dr. John	43

Please Note: "Ratted" reviews are not included when calculating totals.

Top Reviewed

The Irish female escorts with the most reviews: No comment from moi.

Irish Ciara	187
JessicaJessy	170
Alyssa	157
Sarah	153
Rebeka	134
Selena	132
Rubina	125
Aida	123
Erika	122
Mature Abby	122
English Layla	120
Aggie	120
Alice	115
Alex (Irish)	115
Amy Alison	114
Sexy Brigitte	112
VanessaVanny	110
Alessya	102
Jasmin	102
Sweet Cherri	98
Nikole	98
Evelyn	98
Lynne	96
Yvett	95
Gorgeous Gabby	93
Savanna	92
Cindy Forever	89
Yume	87
Brown Sugar Uk	87
Lucy Chambers	87

Male Escorts:

Ryan	21
Tantra Massage	10
Grego from Pola...	10

Transexual Escorts:

Helen Charm Ts.	41
Ts Amanda	39
Irish Tara Ts	36

Transvestite Escorts:

Darla TV	27
Vanessa TV	22
Tv China Doll	17

Escort Duos:

Sarah & Angel	38
Lisa & Jenny	26
Busty Malena & ...	13

Escort Couples:

Mili & Alex	5
Manu & Victor	4
Anna & Nikolas

Like i say does it look like some of them are just Mad, Bad or Just Sex Mad lol - me thinks they no love you long time they just in my eyes may have a sex addiction, which strangely Mr Fussy has seen way too many in any ones eyes or what do you think MR. FUSSY - i would think that you were not in the slightest bit fussy just too much money to spend on Ladies of the night - & Ladies do you really think that having that many reviews is Classy? - I do know a couple of those girls and i would have to say that they are pretty classy........not only that but jolly helpful to. If they won't help you then like my friend Lily says they are Jellus Biatches and Ho's that probably wouldn't help a blind man cross the road.

XoXo - Hilton69 - Am i jealous that i am not on that list, well of course i am, i am desperate to be on it NOT but there are those that may not believe that - I just thought that some of the English Guys would love to see how the other half live - Mr.Fussy do you not know there is a recession in Ireland or are you just minted..........

P.S. Did you know that some of these girls get their reviews from one of the guys that lets the reviews go on line and actually sees the girls himself........Bad boy Highwayman. In my eyes wrong on so many levels. Bit like farting in a lift that is wrong on so many levels to :)

Reviews of Liz Hilton can be found on Captain69.......think there could be 8 lol.

IF THIS BLOG DOES NOT GET LOTS OF HITS IN IRELAND NOTHING WILL :)

YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY READ THIS LINK - I KNOW YOU GUYS LOOK AT PORN BUT HAVE NO FEAR AND READ THIS.

2011-12-22T22:46:00.000Z

A LINK FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT THIS COULD HAPPEN TO

It's a virus and the link here will show you what happens, can tell you one little thing it isn't funny at all - here is hoping it won't happen to you. You will of course have to reset your computer and that is the worst part of it i would imagine - bummer.

The screen come up telling you that your computer has been blocked and that they know you are looking at porn and that you will have to pay £100 for it to be restored all this with the Thames Valley Police logo, please read it and if this has happened to you please report it. One last thing as Columbo would say, it is not an offence/Police matter unless you pay the fine........Then it is.

http://www.thamesvalley.police.uk/newsevents-news-item.htm?id=202671

This tells you what has happened and how you get rid of the virus, don't worry if you click this link it isn't a scam or virus honest.

XoXo Hilton69 just trying to be helpful.........

BORED AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT ON GOOGLE, I DO?

2011-12-20T11:02:00.001Z

http://funnyexam.com/

You will spend hours of fun and genuine laughing out loud when you go to this link to see what some people have put as answers to genuine exams - they are very clever.

For example there is a picture with an X on it with a mathematical problem and the picture says ''Where is the X'' there is an arrow with the words underneath - Here it is.

Yep that's the sort of thing that makes me giggle along with ''What do you call hard water'' answer ''Ice'' well it is if you think about it just not in that context.

Have a look and have a laugh and folk will think how happy you are at work. Just don't laugh out too loud don't want to get the sack.

XoXo Hilton69 just bringing some joy to the festive season........roll on 2012 sick of saying all that guff. Oh my gawd then we have the bloody Olympics - fan bloody tastic.

And i leave you with, what do you call call an insect with a wooden leg, Heather Millipede

I HAVE WRITTEN THIS ON MY TOURING PAGE BUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD ADD HERE ON MY BLOG SPOT FOR YOU TO SEE - DUBBER & BELFAST

2011-12-19T16:21:00.000Z

YES YOU READ RIGHT - BELFAST AND DUBLIN

Yes i know the i said i would not be going to Dublin until Hell froze over but i have to be honest with you i don't think it ever will and Cork vs. Dublin well for me there is no comparison for me but a good friend of mine told me that she and a few others work this area and it is good and from Dubbers i can get the train to Belfast and this will all be occurring the last week in January and who knows before then i may go back to Limerick, just waiting for some information where is a good place to stay from my source....

I look forward to going to Dublin and guys that want to report me you gotta find me first and i think that will be a little difficult now as i don't use my real name to book nor do i use my hot mail so catch me if you can and really don't bother trying because it is really trying for me and i will just move Hotel the day's of me being nervous of the Cops are long gone and i am more than happy to move.

Then in February i am off to Dubai to catch some rays, really looking forward to going there and i may go again a little later in the year then go to AD and back to London - thinking of staying in a different area for the February visit thinking of checking out a few of the new Hotels in the Bur region have been told that they are really nice so i may try there, much cheaper and hey you don't have to stay in Shk Zayed Road or be in Jumeriah Beach although i will stay there later on in the year!

XoXo Hilton69 now the Touring Escort, kinda cool just waiting for my source to tell me where is good to stay in Limerick so that i don't have the troubles i had last time.

AT LAST A MAP OF IRELAND NOW I KNOW HOW CLOSE ALL THE TOWN ARE HOORAH

2011-12-07T00:16:00.001Z

NOW I CAN SEE HOW CLOSE THIS TOWN IS TO THAT I CAN TOUR PERHAPS

Surprisingly i never realised how close towns were to each other now that i have this information i can do something with it - the funny thing is that when girls wrote they were one day here and one day there i thought how do you do that, now i see how close they are i see how they travel the Country, truthfully and i am fairly truthful, i thought they all travelled by car and stayed one day here and one day there.

Anyway, seems that i now can tell how they work those towns so close to each other, although in saying that i can barely tell where Leeds is or why Devon is so close to Cornwall, get totally confused there, i would imagine that i may have been asleep during my Geography lessons, thing is that i hated Geography when i was at school i should have payed more attention. Although i would have to say that i do have a Geography 'O' Level and how i got that gawd only knows and that goes to Maths as well how i passed that is another wonder well 7 wonders in my case. Not the brightest kid in the class but definitely the class clown, made life so much easier being a clown and surprisingly popular to.

Strangely enough a very sporty girl at school but when i went to school there were no 'O' Levels in sports. I could have done so well if there were but i got through it all with a lot of extra tuition, thanks Mum, hated you at the time for all the after school tutoring but worked out okay in the end. All those hours of your life you think you will never get back and should have been out with your friends messing around well seems like they were worth missing - init lol.

All i have to do now is ask some of the girls where are the best places to stay - why do the girls report each other and why the Agency's report the girls is something i will never know or understand, look i get it's not legal in Ireland I'm not that stupid but i would have thought that there was enough work for all and that one would not stand on the others feet. I was accused after i got asked to leave a hotel in Ireland of reporting two other girls, something i never did but nevertheless accused which is charming seeing as i got turfed out by a lovely mail sent to the Cop Shop and the Hotel, under the heading of - and the Police showed me the mail, - said address was - a concerned resident @ hotmail.com yes really they even made the address and i do know as do they that they are not supposed to show it to you but i asked and they just moved around my room and dropped it on the floor for me to pick up and see - Cops aren't that bad in Ireland although there i was crying because this never happened to me anywhere before, they said not to cry just move to another hotel, now in you would be in Jail if it was in Norway or the UAE - not good.

See you in some of the other towns one sunny day and yes this is December and i am taking with me to cork some of my lovely sexy ....... long john's and vests, ah you know I'm kidding - i will though be taking my Pyjamas you can be assured of that and if you want to see me early or late i will be wearing them - Hey if it's good enough for my London last minute dot coms then it's good enough for anywhere else in the World surely?

XoXo Hilton69..........fingers crossed for a really great booking in Ireland, gagging to write one up from there, only had two that i would honestly write about i think that they need to realise it isn't me that needs to prove myself but them to make it into this hall of shame - writer of wrongs and boy some of you guys are so wrong you are perfect candidates - only the best or worst make it in here - computer not accompanying me this trip but believe me i do remember and what i don't clearly remember i just like to think of it as 'Poetic Licence' - makes it a little more juicy would you not agree and over a 1,000 hits on the first showing on the most popular here shows just how bad some of you can be!!! Actually coming up to the 2,000 mark lol.

THINK THAT THIS MUST BE RIGHT UP THERE WITH ONE OF THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE

2011-12-05T04:05:00.000Z

MERRY CHRISTMAS, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH OR HO, HO, HO.

Well it's that time of year again like we all know and apparently even Santa has a wish list :) All those chimney's must take their toll on him.

When i was a little girl my father use to do the Santa thing and he was bloody good at it to, he used to go to a coal Merchant and bring it home and get his boots out and cover them with the soot and have them ready to go Christmas Eve. My Mother got into the spirit of it by doing her Bad Mother act of say that she hoped Santa would not get that coal dust on her carpet and she would get lots of news papers out of the cupboard and put it up the stair case and going into both my Brother and my bedrooms. Apparently my father thought that it would be a good idea if there were no sherry left for 'Santa' but some single malt whiskey - never dawned upon me that he liked a wee dram and there was the usual token mince pie next to his drink. I'm sure that went down the waste disposal, does anyone really like them? I don't.

Off we went to bed and out to the garage my Father went with my Mother laying more paper in the lounge on the carpet there to and you know i think that was really great that they did that even though my brother use to tell me there was no such thing as Santa or come to that the Tooth Fairy, what a spoil sport but i believed and believe me when i say seeing the foot prints on the news paper and of course a lovely sack filled with goodies, well i say goodies but by today's standards rather lame i would guess, still that's what we got. A stocking with a chocolate selection, some satsumas, some nuts and may be some other little thing and we were so happy with that. Like i said lame by today's standards of Wii consuls and Play Station's etc., but there was nothing like that in those days.

We flew down the stairs to see what we had under the Christmas tree and opened our presents. My Mother was already up and getting in the Turkey as it was always massive, far to big for us but hey we all bought ones that were miles and smiles too big, i know i have. My Father would come down the stairs collecting the paper up very carefully followed by my Mother with a bag for all the paper to go into and we all opened our presents together sitting on the floor.

My Father always got the same thing year in and year out and that was Old Spice after shave and my Mother always got Oil of Ulay, it was called that prior to being Olay. My Brother always wished for the same thing, a new Bicycle i to wished for that and sometimes we actually got them or else it was a skipping rope, for me that is. I was a bit of a Tom boy and not really into dolls that much and i had a teddy and still have him to this day. He looks a little warn but i loved him. My brother use to get hold of my dolls and give them haircuts just for the hell of it. I was really into Tressie dolls and you had to have a key which you inserted into her back and turn it to make the hair grow - like i say he was a budding hairdresser then or he just liked to make me cry, one or the other.

My Father use to get my Mother perfume or Jewellery, generally that came as no surprise as i think she chose it but did fain surprise rather well. My Brother and I generally got a book as well but that was really all we got lame like i say by today's standards but we were so happy with what we got although compared to most of our friends it was not comparable. I would say that my family were fairly well off but we didn't know it.

We lived in a big old house which was covered in antiques because my Mother liked it that way and then again my father was in the antique business. We had a massive garden with a tennis court, a grass one which was very bumpy and a swimming pool along with a really cool tree house which my father built, so although we didn't get that much 'Stuff' we had a home that none of my friends or family had and my home was always filled with friends and family alike either swimming, trying to play tennis or up in the tree house. I guess that even though we thought that we were fairly hard done by present wise we did have all the trappings that the others didn't. We just didn't know how lucky we were.

Did i have a happy childhood, i would have to say i think i had the most amazing childhood but of course nothing remains the same and this last year of 2010/2011 has to have been one of the worst that i have ever had but soon it will be 2012 and i hope that things will brighten up because with all that has gone on with others the loss of my tennis partner, my gorgeous cousin and best friend and her sister in law dying its been the shittiest time of my life. I still have my immediate family and for me family is what it is all about.

XoXo Hilton69 - I feel sorry for those that are of my sons age and cannot find a job. Its all about being an intern and getting paid bugger all aka slave labour. Life is hard and for me i have known what it is like to come from money and being happy to being on my uppers. Although in saying that i was pretty happy even though i was on my uppers. Like i say it is hard for all of us but always make sure you don't max out your credit cards for Christmas its just one day in the year and i wish it could be Christmas every day just like when i was young. My Parent's didn't treat us mean even though it may have felt like it, they just wanted us to realise the value of things which the kids of today really don't. Gotta say my Mother spoils me rotten now and i spoil my Son rotten to! Now he has no idea of the value of money and that is my fault.

Roll on 2012 it has to be better than this year, i hope so if not for me for some of you out there. I miss my Cousin terribly, they say God only takes the good i just wish he hadn't taken her.

BIG BOYS DO CRY AND I THINK THAT'S COOL - GARY SPEED 1969 - 2011

2011-12-03T13:29:00.000Z

WE WILL MISS YOU, YOU MAY HAVE GONE BUT YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN

My son text me to say he was back home from visiting his girlfriend for the weekend and said hey did you hear that Gary Speed was dead - well frankly i just replied, Gary Speed of Newcastle and Wales that Gary and he replied back yes. I replied back that's not very funny - to which he replied I'm not joking. At which point tears welled up in my eyes and it was hard to hold them back. Aged only 41 a young man in any ones eyes and a really fabulously nice one from all that knew him had nothing but good things to say about him and how many people i have seen brake down and cry is quite unbelievable.

Every single football ground has had their minutes silence and then to start to break into applause is really so touching that it is hard not to feel those tears and how many big boys i have seen crying is quite strange because there seem to be so many more men that are not afraid to show their female side although in saying that i know some women that wouldn't cry at all about anything because they are so hard faced - bit sad that really. I have seen the likes of bad boy but Welsh boy, Robbie Savage break down and also Alan Shearer wrote a fabulous piece about him in The Sun - didn't read it but heard it was just a perfect piece. Poor old Shea Given couldn't hold it together nor could many of the older guys and i felt so sorry for them but of course you have to feel the most sorry for his now Widow and teenage Sons.

I have to say that quite a few years back my friend and i were at a function at The Dorchester and who was staying there but The Newcastle United lads, some may and some may not remember how there was a girl involved that cried rape by the guys - you remember that now it was a while ago i do believe they were playing against Chelsea that weekend. Well that is as close as i have come to Gary Speed seeing him in the reception of The Dorchester and i do know just how come that case could not go to court is because the girl concerned did not know which of the men she had been with as they all changed names.

Now you wonder how do i know that? Well another friend of mine use to work at The Dorchester and that was the word.

God Bless you Gary Speed and i wonder if you were able to see how every single Footballer in the land respected you would you have done what you did last weekend. - I know i will miss you very much but then again it seems who wouldn't.

Liz Hilton XoXo R.I.P. Gary

A Sweet Joke

2011-11-21T11:37:00.000Z

It is clean and funny.

FIRST TIME SEX

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
  The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

  At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.  The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
  That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
  The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.  The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'

    The boy turns, and whispers back,
'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist

AT WHAT POINT DOES STALKING BECOME STALKING AND WHAT ARE THE PENALTY'S

2011-11-18T04:51:00.000Z

The answer would be that you get a harassment order and are charged for it, why do people do it because it is so very easy to do. Katherine Jenkins lately was stalked every which way by e-mail and twitter and her life was no longer her own or then again i would say that if you are stalking that the stalkers life is no longer their own. :)

I think you all know that my family and myself went through this recently and i got a mail from a certain character telling me, telling me that i am a fantasist and mad and that they had nothing to do with it. Well around 50 mails says that i am none of the above - although trying to turn the tables must of taken her absolutely ages to think of poor sow.

I would love to add her mail on here but i have to tell you there are so many mistakes that it is like marking a child's home-work, its frightening to the point of wondering if they went to school, something i am beginning to think that they spent a lot of time bunking off.

I have written many times how Social Networking is a real no no because Face Book can be your real downfall and it has been to so many, to be honest you don't have to be a name around town you can be like myself just a Joe Blogs or i would think she would wish me a Jane Doe lol but then again what goes around comes around and she wrote and told me that i could write what i liked on my blog spot she didn't care nor did she read it - well i am here to tell you that i will be writing just what i like on any part of my site and see if you can stop me - unfortunately for her she can't or is she thinking of hacking into my Blogger account - good luck Hun that's one whole guess as to try to do that babe.

I end this with her thinking that and i quote here because she got that wrong to : All advertising is good advertising - well i think we all know that all Publicity is good Publicity - sad isn't it to think that as an Escort working in the UAE and Norway with a Criminal Record is Good Publicity.

XoXo Hilton69 - Resting my case but not for long because the way i see it she is going to be in the you know what i wonder if she thought about the consequences of her family life and what would happen!!!

THE NEWS FROM ENGLAND - VERY NON PC BUT THERE IS ONE THAT WILL MAKE YOU LARF :)

2011-11-17T19:50:00.000Z

It has been announced that the police in the UK are going to be allowed to use water cannons on the rioters. They are putting some Persil washing powder in though to stop the coloureds running.

Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves that not all black people are stereotypical thieves and arsonists. The vast majority are drug dealers and rapists.

Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London . Police think it might be the start of ram-a-dam.

Ngogo Mgambi has to travel 5 miles every day for fresh water, 7 miles every day for food and 10 miles every day for medicine for him and his family. This is because the daft bastard and all his mates torched the Peckham Spar, the Tottenham KFC and the Hackney Medical Centre, and he now he has to walk to Croydon for his breakfast.

Riots in Liverpool last night caused over £1 million worth of improvements.

XoXo Hilton knows you were laughing she could hear you all the way in London. - Sometimes you can see the news and not believe your eyes only this time we all did believe it - Anyone fancy a night on the cold cobbles outside an abbey :)

Loving this joke, then i just love jokes.

2011-11-14T18:14:00.000Z

MALE SENSITIVITY

The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.

The class was in full swing.

The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy.

She said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you, Walking is especially beneficial."

"It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier, just make several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass."

She looked at the men in the room, "And gentlemen, remember ... you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her".

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information.

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand.

"Yes," answered the Instructor.

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught..

A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND AND I IN LIMERICK

2011-11-13T05:49:00.000Z

This is what happened to my friend and I in Limerick and we did have such a laugh out there by tricking the Hotel who was in which room because we both thought that the three slime balls would try to find me there and low and behold they did try but miserably failed lol.

We arrived at Shanon Airport and walked through and got a cab, when reaching our destination my friend got out just around the corner and i got dropped off at the actual entrance of the Hotel. I got booked in and then my friend did too. - We walked to the lift together and then we swooped keys to the room and parted into each others rooms. Low and behold what we thought would happen did and they had contacted the Hotel and reported me, well as it turns out the staff came to her room and not mine so it was a total waste of time and they asked her to leave and not me.

She was totally indignant and said it was late and would leave in the morning if they could but tell her why she was being asked to leave. They would not say. Asking them into her room she asked them to tell her and so they just said that there were calls made to the local Cop Shop and the Police or Garda had said they had had reports of Illegal activities going on in her room. Asking what illegal activities they would not say - she then said if they could not say what then she would not leave. They just kept on saying illegal activities not once asking her name.

After about 20 minutes of driving them mad with the whats, wheres and all sorts she asked them if they were sure it was the right person. Looking at each other they said well are you not Elizabeth ....... and she said no she wasn't and showed them her passport at which point they looked at each other and with lots of apologies they said their goodbyes and left her room.

Now that is what i call funny, the thing is that she told me that she had had various calls enquiring about her ad, well my ad and that they would like to see her, Irish men that is and she just said that she was working as of tomorrow - one bloke seemed to think that it was his god given right that he tell her he was in Limerick and he would be there to see her. When she said she would not be working until the following day he called her and i quote - ''You English F*cking Whore'' etc., etc., at which juncture when he had finished abusing her she just said to him ''You may be looking for a whore but it was you that called me so what does that make you?'' - Abuse is never necessary and naturally who the hell would see someone with that attitude.

The following day i had already got bookings and we moved to another Hotel and had a blissful time there. We stayed for the two days and left Limerick laughing our heads off - i will of course be giving the first Hotel that we stayed in a terrible report on Booking.Com and Trip Advisor - although nothing written would be a lie as frankly the Hotel could never be said to be a 4* Hotel it was the pits. The rooms were so cold and the hot air was the same as the air conditioning - so coming out heat wise from the top of the room - no radiators nothing just the heat coming from the top of the room and as we all know heat does rise......... need i say any more.

I would like to say that we know just who did this and of course it was friends of said Yasmina Khan Dublin based Escort and American Pie who i do see that lots of you read that blog and is in the top 8 most read blogs on my site - lots of new followers now of http://hilton69.blogspot.com - so i say you Yasmina should wonder why the cops will now be on your back and to send me a cease and desist order would be nothing that you want to do so if you will not desist neither shall i and all links to you and your friend will be found on the site.

XoXo Hilton69 can only say that i do believe i had the last laugh on you and that you were out foxed and who the Hell knows who they are reporting in Hotels - not a nice thing to do to anyone and i think that you should be ashamed. - What you did will be reported to the Metropolitan Police although my friend did go to the Cop Shop in Limerick and told them how disgusted she was and that they should have come to see her if they were warned of this character Liz Hilton....... Oh well as they say one good turn deserves another and i look forward to you visiting Dubai where the same will happen to you three - Thing is darling you care far more than i so Liberty Love, Yasmina Khan and Brown Sugar i look forward to you going to Dubai or Abu Dhabi very soon. I will advertise as being there and of course not be and links to your Criminal Records will be there for the UAE to see - tough.

Ciao and see you around NOT lol - that was a rotten thing to do and believe me i won't stand for it - i never ever forget or forgive, just not in my nature - bad to the bone to do that to any others in the sister hood but you didn't get me. School report should read must try harder lmao again and again. Catch me if you can although you may find that i don't book the hotels or the apartments, a friend in Ireland is going to be doing it for me in his name - out smarted you again. Although in saying that it isn't too hard because you ain't that bright.

A GREAT JOKE - THE LAST LINE SAYS IT ALL ENJOY......

2011-11-09T19:15:00.000Z

An elderly Scottish Jew has decided to take it a little easier and take up golf. So he puts his name down at the local club.
After a week he receives a message that his Application has been turned down.So he goes down to the club to enquire why.

Secretary: You are aware that this is a Scottish golf club?

Scot... Aye but I am as Scottish as you are Jock.

Secretary: This means that on formal occasions we wear kilts.Scot..... Aye, so do I.

Secretary: You are aware that we wear nothing under our kilts?

Scot...... Aye, neither do I.

Secretary: But you are a Jew?
Scot..... Aye, I be that.

Secretary: So you are circumcised?
Scot:..... Aye, I be that too.

Secretary: I am terribly sorry, but the members just would not feel comfortable with that.

Scot..... Ach, away with ya man. I know that you have to be a Protestant to march with the Orangemen and I know that you have to be a Catholic to become a Knight of Saint Columbus. But this is the first time I heard that you have to be a complete prick to join a golf club.

xoxo Hilton69... Brought a smile to my lips.

STAND AND DELIVER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE, EITHER WAY I HAD TO BE A HAVE A GO HERO.

2011-10-29T14:17:00.001+01:00

Poor Lizzy, Lying in Bed With a very soar Head.

Taken a while Marshall but the Crash Test Dummy is back in bed with a really soar head and what do you do when you see someone being attacked and nobody else is going to help - help them of course & that is what i did and now after coming out of hospital with a real crack in the head i can tell you still i knocked him down with my Prada handbag - i do get why nobody helps but i just couldn't see someone screaming for help and not help them.

It all started off being a really weird day, i saw a client and i forgot to switch the phone off and i took a quick look to see who it was and low and behold there is a message from a guy in Kuwait who has this thing for Videoing his works lol well my Client was in the bathroom so i quickly text back that i couldn't talk now as i was busy but he wouldn't give up and in the end i had no choice but to forget all about him and i really wish that was what i had done all along because what he wrote when i next looked when my Client had left is just not ideal to read if you want as little aggro or stress from a practical stranger & that is really all i want.

It was in the realms that i should not ignore him and that i was a stupid twat and that i was just a cunt whore, yeah something like that. He also wrote to me on mail and i really was not looking at that i had a Client when he said he had written to me i looked, nothing there, then i looked to see if it was on the junk which it had gone to because he was using an address my computer thought was not known, well all i can say is that he wrote more and more and more filth to me and because i was so pissed i told my friend to take a look at this shit from a guy and i forwarded all his texts to him for him to write back what the hell is that all about and frankly i have no idea why or where it came from. More and more mail telling me that he was leaving reviews for me all over the world telling that i had an STD well i am here to tell you that if i had an STD which i don't then i don't know how i could have got it because i am so careful and he is the one that uses AdultWork where i do believe you can dice with death and go bare back something i would never ever do.

He just kept on and on and in the end i started to use another phone and switch that one off for good & i wrote to some of the sites to tell them that there was a nutter sending in these false reviews about me because i had somehow hurt his feelings, well sorry but we all have to do our own thing and if i am busy i cannot mess around on the phone with him. - Switching back on my phone i saw that i missed a few calls and text back and one of the guys got back to me asking if i could see him that evening so i said yes i could and i organised the time the place etc., Now i have to say i had a wonderful time with him and these messages were really playing on my mind but now with someone that was sweet and kind and damn good company i felt really relaxed. Little did i know that this feeling was not going to be a lasting one.

I got out of the cab back at my home and started to pay the driver and said to him that i thought a girl was calling for help, he looked at me and said he wasn't going to get involved and i thought he was probably right, who knew what the aggro was all about. I got out of the car and it was obvious that it was a whole lot worse than we had thought, some guy was attacking her and trying to grab her bag and hitting her, well i didn't engage my brain i just went in after him with my big old Prada Bag and swung the bag at him good and hard and he let go of her but not before he turned around and pushed me - still managing to stand bold upright i thought i was okay and then he tried to grab my bag and there was no way i was going to let go either so i pulled it so hard that i pushed him off balance and then the next thing i knew is that my shoes wouldn't keep me standing and i went flying across the floor but still holding onto my bag. I always say why do people hold onto their bags and normally i would of let the swine take mine but it had so much stuff and money in it that i wasn't going to let go of it stupid but true. I do remember hearing a loud noise and that was my head cracking on the pavement, the guy running off and me lying on the floor and the girl i helped calling for an ambulance as there was blood gushing out of my head.

So when i tell you that i am not working today i am not and that is the reason why take it or leave it, i even had to tell a guy if you don't believe me come see my head because he didn't believe me, what i want to know is this, why would i lie about something like that? I will never understand how you could think someone was lying so as not to see them or may be i was who knows, well i know and the truth is the truth and sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction and to that arsehole who wishes to say that i have all and any sort of STD's or the likes, i say to you, please go knock yourself out there is nothing i can do about it and worse for you there is little that i care either so just keep writing bollocks you will get fed up eventually or hopefully because there is little point in trying to hurt me cos i hurt like hell already and that was for trying to be a have a go hero - got no stitches got my scalp glued and the best of the best is going to look after me and sort my hair out next week - he is the only man i trust with my hair and he is also my friend Gianni Capitanio - you should google him cos if he is good enough for the likes of Rhianna then he is more than good enough for me.

XoXo Hilton69 will be back working soon just wont be touring for a wee bit i would think because i really need to get well before i can even consider travelling on RyanAir lol.

So is it worth having a go and helping someone that is crying for help? The jury is still out on that one.

I LIKE THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE OLDIES ARE THE GOODIES

2011-10-29T12:54:00.000+01:00

Frozen Crabs and the Blonde Stewardess...

A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crab delicacy staying frozen, mentioning in a very naughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeding to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up...so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think...

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT THE UNITED KINGDOM ARE ANY GOOD AT - OH YEAH LOSING!

2011-10-15T13:07:00.000+01:00

GUTTED FOR ALL YOU WELSH, YOU WAS ROBBED

Well what can i say, those damned Frenchies beat Wales 8 - 9 Jesus what a lousy score to. So tomorrow it seems that what should have been the real final is the semi-final - what the hell went wrong with all of the United Kingdom Rugby teams, its so gutting to see the score and all of the UK out of the gig, still i think i would like the All blacks to win if anyone has to and it seems that on most occasions where events are held the Country involved does come very close to the semi's or quarter finals.

Sorry Wales but it was yours for the taking and you was robbed by the ruddy Bastard in the Black that is for sure, it was a yellow and not a red card, still what do i know or all the commentators far and wide, makes you wonder how these Bastards sleep at night.

Home awaits you and all think you should have made it to the end and all i can say is that there is no way that i will be cheering on the French, well i am British after all and if there is one thing us Brits hate it is the French teams, remembering another hand of God that screwed it for the Republic of Ireland, well if some of you can't remember i do and i was gutted for the Irish.

XoXo Hilton69 - You teach 'em how to play all these ruddy games and then they give you a good spanking at all of them, mind we are the champions when it comes to Cricket - Apologies to all my Indian Client's but we are.

SCOUCER JOKE NUMBER TWO........

2011-10-13T11:06:00.000+01:00

ANOTHER SCOUCER JOKE FOR YOU -

[Image] An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar.

They're staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner.

He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!'

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.

Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter.

Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio.

He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.

When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager.

As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock.

'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's A Miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says,

' Fuck off, I'm on disability.

COUPLE OF JOKES SENT TO ME FROM MY NORTHERN IRELAND BUDDY -

2011-10-13T10:24:00.001+01:00

THANKS MATE THEY MADE ME LAUGH

Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Chelsea fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Chelsea fan?'

'Because my mum is a Chelsea fan, and my dad is a Chelsea fan, so I'm a Chelsea fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Chelsea fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time... What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.

WHO KNEW THAT YOU COULD GET THIS - ON LINE AS WELL LOL

2011-10-09T13:35:00.000+01:00

Anti-Harassment Injunction

These are Orders made under the ‘Protection from Harassment Act 1997’ and make harassment a criminal as well as civil offence. As such the police may intervene and arrest a person suspected of harassment. Commonly these injunctions are used to prevent harassing behaviour by neighbours, protesters, family members, the media etc.

Harassment includes, nuisance phone calls, stalking, threats, excessive noise etc. Basically any behaviour which causes you "alarm" or "distress". The harassment has to have happened more than once. In the case of stalking you must show the behaviour caused you to think that person was likely to use violence on you. In extreme cases, a Crown Court may sentence up to 5 years in prison.

If the police are unwilling to assist a private application can be made to the County Court. A power of arrest can be attached if the initial Order is broken, and the Court may award damages for anxiety, distress, alarm and any financial loss.

Common Law Injunction

These are sometimes called "Assault & Trespass Injunctions". Application can be made to the County Court to stop somebody coming onto your property without your permission or assaulting you

XoXo Hilton69 - Who knew you could get 5 years for these things - fabulous.

Little Peter - It's clever and funny makes a change from all the shit i have had lately

2011-10-07T16:01:00.000+01:00

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly,
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that
approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that
magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath...
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full
of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny,
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample."
They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Then I would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?" "I used the government approach of giving you something shitty for free,
and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth."

This is not a blog it's just a fact - http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/bye_bye_miss_american_pie_1_2137571

2011-10-04T10:00:00.002+01:00

AMERICAN PIE AND STATUE OF LIBERTY

YOU AMERICAN PIE HAVE GOT A BLOODY LIBERTY!

http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/bye_bye_miss_american_pie_1_2137571

http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1P2-11385829.html That's the link to Natalie Bradshaw known all over the escorting directories of the world as Yasmina Khan.

You have been warned now you read what they did and ask yourself, would you want to see either of these two women baring in mind that Liberty Love or should i say her husband reported my friend and myself whilst we were in Limerick - just move hotels in Ireland think you get deported in Dubai LMAO.

Please those of you that are thinking of seeing this escort think again - not only is this all true as you will see it comes from the Derry journal it shows you what she did and that was GBH and theft and over stayed her time in Belfast where her visa ran out - she is also part of the motley crew that chose to via electronic mail attack myself and my family - you can see what her real name is Nancy Fickus so i am not outing her just like i did not out Natalie Bradshaw who seems to think that attacking me would be so much fun to do - no she is the best friend of Nancy so be well aware the pair of them have criminal records although in saying this and believe me it gives me no pleasure, well may be a bit - the above are both heavily into booze and there was cannabis resin on the carpet at Natalie Bradshaw's home - tut, tut.

Links are so easy to find on those with Criminal Records i just wish that the UAE would not let these sorts of girls into the country because its the likes of them that will cause problems for others.

Let this be a warning to you that these girls are dangerous and have the ability to attack you in any way and believe me they already did this to my family so how many more people are they going to blackmail? - Natalie Bradshaw aka Yasmina Khan or British Yasmina as she is now calling herself and this lady Nancy Fickus aka American Pie and now calling herself Liberty Love - darling all i can say to you is ''What a F*cking Liberty'' - and i leave you with her link again you can look up the criminal record of Natalie Bradshaw Aberdeen Madam just by writing that on Google - nothing wrong with seeing it for yourself before you make a booking is there??? I do not have a criminal record so you cannot find anything like this about me.

http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/bye_bye_miss_american_pie_1_2137571

XoXo Hilton69 - There are more than one ways to write about wrongs and these two are so, so wrong it really is frightful, i read it and read it again and i didn't know if i should add the link before but now i thought i am home and she is in Abu Dhabi, time to give it to you straight. I must point out that this is not a blog this is pure fact and sometimes facts need to be known. Toxic is the only way you could describe either of the above.

THIS GOES FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE REDICULOUS - YOU GOTTA READ

2011-10-02T14:11:00.002+01:00

To Elizabeth .... (Me Hilton - Taking my name out leaving hers in lol)

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER is to inform you that your intimidating actions
against me, Natalie Bradshaw (aka Yasmina Khan) and my family,colleagues and friends have become intolerable. This letter
is to demand that your lies, harassment by email, phone and via your blog writings
and intimidation tactics and threats CEASE AND DESIST immediately. Should you continue to pursue
these activities in violation of this CEASE AND DESIST ORDER, I will not hesitate to pursue further legal
action against you including, but not limited to, civil action and/or criminal
complaints.

Note that a copy of this letter and a record of its delivery will be stored. and has been logged by
both my solicitor and the metropolitan police
Note too that it is admissible as evidence in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future.

Your emails containing threats and admissions that you Elizabeth have stalked harassed and threatened myself
Natalie Bradshaw (Yasmina Khan) electronically and by phone have also been logged. Note too that it is admissible as evidence
in a court of law and will be used as such if need be in the future

The evidence against you shows the blog and emails are registered to yourself and written by you Elizabeth (again me Liz Hilton)
You also made admissions in emails of Stalking by keeping track of my movements and Harassment by getting your
associates to contact me by telephone as well as your admissions of blog writing and threats this has been noted by
my solicitor for a civil case and the metropolitan police for a joint criminal action due to your admissions.

This CEASE AND DESIST ORDER demands that you immediately discontinue
and do not at any point in the future under any circumstances do any of the following to
Natalie Bradshaw: speak to, contact, pursue, harass, attack, strike, threaten, telephone (via mobile or
landline), instant message, page, fax, email, follow, stalk, shadow, badmouth me
disturb my peace, keep me under surveillance, gather and/or post information
about me or my family electronically, continue to leave on your website any information about me
block my movements at home, work, social and family and/or any other reasonable day-to-day
activities, past, present or future.

Should you willfully choose to continue your current course of action, I will
not hesitate to pursue you both in civil and criminal courts because of your your ongoing violations of the Criminal Laws in effect in
the uk and your clear admissions of guilt in this matter
I will take appropriate steps via both my solicitor and the greater London police force
using both civil and criminal courts

This letter does not constitute an exhaustive statement of my
position nor is it a waiver of any of my rights and/or remedies in this and/or any other related
matter.

I demand your immediate attention and compliance in this matter.

Natalie Bradshaw

My reply to you Natalie is that this is not legal and binding and therefore you really should just get on with your life and let me get on with mine - Good Bye and Good Luck i have no interest in you or your family or friends - find something that is legal and binding and waste your time by noting it and reporting it to the Police - and i can assure you they really aren't interested one little bit as my Solicitor told me to ignore your mail and to just get on with my life, why can you just not do the same?

Elizabeth

AH THANKS GUYS FOR SOME REALLY NICE TIMES AND LOTS OF BRITS BACK IN DUBAI!!!

2011-10-02T11:59:00.001+01:00

I'M HOME AND SITTING IN MY GARDEN LOL

Oh boy did i have a really good time out in Dubai was really great apart from the HUMIDITY - Jesus how the heck do you cope with it, killer it really was - guessing you just get use to it, not me i couldn't at all.

I gotta say the time to go out to Dubai was around 4 years when i first went out there because my then fab web master & maker of my site said why not try it there so i did - nobody to help me know where was the right place to stay and i didn't stay in the right place but i was so busy when i went there and what i was charging was off the Richter scale but it was just the same as the other Ladies there - & don't think i remember how much it was - 3,500 dhms for one hour and for two it was 5,500 dhms which in GBP is around £600 and £900 and i use to go down to the pool the phone would go and i was up to the room - this went on all day every day that i was there it was manic. I was supposed to be there for three weeks but came home after two because i was exhausted and i didn't get much of a tan either but did come home with lots of dosh - Ah those were the days. Ladies you so missed the boat.

I have been going there like i say for four years and unlike other parts of the World new is not so great, they like tried and tested so to speak - in Ireland they love it if you are new as i found out the first time i went out there. I have seen one Client in Dubai since he was 27 and now he is 32 with a little one and he always shows me the pictures of his little Princess - always pictures with her dressed in only Designer labels because of course they are Lebanese, they like the Designer Label and hey who doesn't. I like going to Al Karama and buying my 'Genuine Copies.' Gotta tell you they are blinding some of them. A friend of mine always has a go at me and says that my Louis Vitton is a fake but that was bought for me in Miami when i went out there to be with just the one Client - cheeky sod he is and he really works me up but it's all in good fun - still get miffed with him though.

So Dubai yesterday was 29 degrees in London and apparently the hottest day recorded for October so i am sitting in the garden and topping up my tan although in saying that i got the garden, i got the comfy sun lounger but i don't have the pool. - I did use to have a big paddling pool and my friends use to come around and sit in the garden and when it got unbearable we just got into the paddling pool but the friends i use to do this with are no longer here to share the giggles we use to have - very sad to lose friends to Cancer and so young to. Money can buy you a lot of things alas it cannot buy you good health.

So Izzy wherever you are i raise a glass to you and do think about you and the good times we had playing tennis at the Club, it's not the same without you and i do miss you very much. Wish you were here......nobody bandaged my wrists the way she did - got titanium plates in both wrists so have to be strapped to play or i am in agony afterwards. Well we all know how accident prone i am and if you don't then take it from me, i really am a walking disaster. If you can trip over it then i am the one that will - not funny really but you have to see the funny side after, that broken rib was bloody agony though.

Dubai i had a great time and i do have a couple of times to write up about i still have one to write about in Cork but honestly that was so hot i would never forget that still firmly etched in my mind and will most definitely hit the blog spot soon.

XoXo Hilton69 with tan marks but boy it was hard sitting out in the sun sipping a mocktail or two - god life's hard although they do say life is what you make it!!! I don't think i will be back to Dubai this year because i do have to be true to who i am and that is that i have a family in the UK and to be honest with you i get home sick as you all know and even though i am always busy in Dubai it's still such a City that buzzes but on your own i think it is the loneliest place on the planet - Honestly i really don't know how girls tour for so long - may be they don't have Children or much to go home for - who knows? I do know that i do and home is where the heart is and i love my home and family and friends and miss them terribly when i am away........even got a kiss from my Son today - now that's a Red Letter Day for me lol - Love you Dubai and see you next year. I should add that it is a long plane ride to which is a killer on your bottom - so the one hour to Ireland will do me just fine very soon - November i think?

Big kisses and big thanks, especially to those that didn't ask what was my best rate - now that really i do find a little irritating but it's par for the course now in Dubai, like i say 4 years ago was when it was the best time. I think i may tell you what ridiculous things the girls use to say to me about going there one day and you will really laugh out loud. Still who dares wins and i did but those were the days they really aren't now sadly - the rates are so low it isn't worth it but like Arnie i will be back just don't know when.

2011-09-28T22:06:00.001+01:00

DILEMA'S ARE A REAL DILEMA

Sometimes i find it hard to know what to do for the best, which in itself is a dilema, do i keep a post on or do i take it off to do someone a favour, i take it off and i don't even get a thank you, i text them to inform them that it is taken off just because i thought give her a chance, then she goes and tells that i text her - i text her to be polite enough to tell her i removed the post and then she tried to get me into trouble, why would you do that.

Then i just spoke to the sweetest of guys that wanted to see me and somewhere in the back of my mind i asked him how old he was - turns out that the feeling he was a little too young for me to see aged 21, so that was not a dilema i knew just that i couldn't see him which is a shame... then there is this other guy that wants me to blog him and here are your few lines of fame, he wants me to write how he came to see me for a booking and spent the entire time sat on a chair asking me did i know what he had in his pants, well now that is for him to know and me to find out - 20 minutes later he tells me his mother had him circumcised and how he hated it........yes its true, so now Colin Blog off and stop asking me to blog you because circumcions rock in my world. He has seen several girls that i know and done the same thing with them to..... makes you wonder how awful his life must be just no longer wearing a helmet - like someone died NOT - get a grip man.

There are other Dilemas sure that are far more important but you know what this picture comes with the bike behind it or just me holding me tits...... i like them both but this is more colourful - wouldn't mind the bike though - prefer a Bugatti Veyron but then hey could have a great car like the wonderful last minute dot com client of mine, he has a fab Masaratti...... all would be wonderful although when it comes to any of this i can't drive so makes no odds to me.

Where to advertise when travelling which are the best sites is not a dilema for me any more as i think i found that out its which pictures do you use, those that are on my website http://liz-vip-elite-london-escort.com/ or what - just the ones lying or tits out - seeing as nearly all my Client's adore boobs it is probably boobs out.

GENTLEMEN - JUST LOOKED AT MY STATS, THROUGH THE ROOF.

2011-09-19T13:42:00.001+01:00

I LOVE LOOKING AT MY STATS WOW 93 FOR A SUNDAY JUST FOR BLOGS!!!!

Weekends are generally not hit that hard to be honest from which i have noticed that is normally - very chuffed that so many of you went to take a look at my site - i know i am a prolific blogger but i like to do so, i like to tweet as well just well, there are not enough characters for what i like to tweet!

I said to my son that the footie would be something i already knew the score to and i turned out to be right, got taken to the cleaners god damn it..........still not as badly as Arsenal lol now that was just embarrassing by any ones standards - Sorry to you to Marshall bad day for King Kenny to - but for my sons team not too shabby to draw 2-2 with Manchester City, he supports Fulham, not easy living in a home with Derby teams - still never over till the fat lady sings and i ain't sung yet. I always say that at home and it always raises a chuckle.

Yes these are my tits, i know more than a handful and more than a mouthful but at least they are the real deal which i don't think girls don't get that men prefer, well in my experience at any rate. They are my tits and i get to hear what guys say so ergo i think i know what the guys like.

I did do a tour to Cork and i named the - More than a Handful, More than a Mouthful Tour - i don't think they got it - still i do always write at the top of my profile for Cork that it is the real Capital of Ireland - works well because they do like to think they are the real Capital and i never had a duff tour there ever possibly because i do of all the towns i have been to like it there best.

Getting all my gear ready for Dubai which to also never lets me down even though i am going more for a holiday than work - i think its good to chill and be relaxed makes for such a good time for all of us if i feel relaxed, need a ruddy tan to, this time i am going to make sure i go home with one - when i went before Ramadan i just went there to work and boy that is what i did and i did have a great time, you need to read the blog about myself and my Egyptian Dody it's pretty hot.

dubaiescort.me.com or something like that, find the link on my home page, very good site.

XoXo Hilton69 says thanks for going onto my site and its sad that i had to write what i did about that girl and how she tried to destroy my family and my life the way she did but i thought you should steer clear and forewarned is forearmed.

GENE HUNT - LIFE ON MARS - IF YOU NEVER SAW IT THEN U-TUBE IT

2011-09-16T11:17:00.000+01:00

GENE HUNT OF COURSE IS THE FOLK HERO

English may not be your first language nor come to that Cockney Rhyming slang your thing but i think we can all take a wild guess at what Gene Hunt is Rhyming slang for - if you can't then it's c*nt.

There are so many one liners in the series that was and there is no way it is coming back which is a great pity as it really was very, very funny. One of my favourite one liners is :

[Sam & Gene are questioning a suspect]

Gene Hunt: You know, if you were Pinocchio you'd have just poked my eye out!

Another of my favourites is this one :

Sam Tyler: This place is like Guantanamo Bay.

Gene Hunt: Give over, it's nothing like Spain.

There are just so many that will make you laugh but i think it really is a show that would not travel The World because of the language barrier, bit like Cheryl Cole with her Geordie Accent.

XoXo Hilton69 - I know someone that is just like Pinocchio and boy she really would take your eyes out.........i think we all know who that is.

Arabic: ‎عيد الفطر ‘Īdu l-Fiṭr),

2011-09-10T14:47:00.001+01:00

Arabic: ‎عيد الفطر ‘Īdu l-Fiṭr),

I am so, so sorry that i wrote this to you late and i do hope that i got it right i did ask a guy what the term was and he said it was Paid Mobarak but i googled and it came up with this.

I hope that you fasted well and a great celebration to mark the end of the whole month of fasting. This is meant and said with feelings from the bottom of my heart. I know that in total honesty i couldn't manage what you all have but i do know that i could have managed to celebrate the end of it and like you but without the alcohol as you all know i am a more of a Mocktail Girl.

My best wishes and my warmest thoughts go out to you and yours and looking forward to seeing you soon in Dubai for some work, rest and lots of playing.

XoXo Hilton69.........I hope i got the Greeting right if not a little late?

NATALIE BRADSHAW I'M A SURVIVOR NOT A VICTIM, GET THAT INTO YOU HEAD

2011-09-08T21:12:00.000+01:00

LAMBETH POLICE CALLED ME AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHY!

Natalie Bradshaw of course aka Yasmina Khan, she had got in contact with the Lambeth Police - they asked me did i know her which of course i do, or did. And apparently i have been hassling her - oops what a nightmare for her, that would be if i had been doing so, i left that to her gang of biatches aka, Brown Sugar, Liberty Love formerly known as American Pie and of course the queen of fruit loops Yasmina Khan - women that know anything about you will make your life hell like they tried to do to me - now i said i would not blog about them so i can tell you just what i did that is smacked bottom time:

I wrote the last three posts which contained some of their work to my family and because i wanted them to see what i had written i sent them the links to the posts - I think it might have scuppered her work - which of course is one of the ways to get back at them. For me i never was so busy as i was in Cork - hardly had time to breath let alone eat.

I will not send this one to them because i would hate to be accused of anything else such as harassment - when i told Lambeth Police what was going on with these creatures and the number of the Crime Reference she said 'OH' - Seems old Natalie forgot to tell her about the mail we had from them and the cop shop have each and every vile mail sent to my family.

Some times you really shouldn't try to put your story forward to the Police when the other person has done nothing wrong but is the victim which Natalie you are not you know what you did and because you went to the cops i will do the same, although this time i think it will be in Dubai.........shame :) You should never mess with me madam because i think that having come back from Cork they ALL read about you three vile biatches - and wherever i go you will mentioned in dispatches.

XoXo Hilton69 - Natalie clear off love and leave my Son, his Father, his Stepmother & little old me alone - look forward to me prosecuting you because i am going to do this to all of you because you picked on my family you should of just picked on me - you are a disgrace but then i think people know that for themselves all over Ireland and Dubai - i will be there soon and they love to read my site and if they cannot get onto my blog spot i will be writing what i like on my News page - oops i did it again.........or F*ck you.

DON'T GET MAD GET EVEN - SERVE THE DISH COLD, YUM, YUM..........

ONE UPON A TIME ETC., EXCEPT THIS IS NO FAIRY TALE, IT'S REAL LIFE

2011-08-26T13:52:00.000+01:00

THE NAME IS SPELT ELIZABETH NOT ELIZEBETH

TOLD YOU THEY WERE STOOPID

Please feel free to write to this address it is their e-mail one used to us, it is of course that of my dead dogs name........You have to read how vile and threatening this is to believe your eyes - from Yasmina Khan, Brown Sugar & American Pie - Irish/Swedish/UAE touring escorts - watch out and then think twice before you make a booking to see them.......thanks.

From India Rose - indiasaffronrose@yahoo.com

Elizebeth is a silly silly lady

The blog containing her information and yours was removed as soon as her news page was taken down as requested yesterday,it seemed you kept to your word so we took it no further.

You were contacted yesterday as Elizebeth seems to think this is a game and insists on playing with us. We thought it only fair to let you know what peril she has put you in.

Mail was sent as a warning to get you to keep to your end of the bargain.

We are men of our word i am sure you can see this. We thought this messy business had ended. We were asked to undertake a task and we will succeed one way or another.

It was Elizebeth that did not keep to her end of the bargain, still slandering and relentlessly threatening people and writing malicious words even after the deal has been struck.

We are not men to be played with

We see no reason to contact her any further

We will deal with you only

Our next step is to make visits and display pictures, we have already obtained pictures of ****** & will not hesitate to make public what we have.

We have been to your family home and will not hesitate to return if need be this time making our presence felt to all including neigbors as outlined in previous emails our visit this time will not for photographic purposes.

Should any further material be printed then the **** family will find themselves in a very uncomfortable position, Mrs **** in particular.

Mr **** I suggest for the sake of your wife that you uphold the end of your bargain. Elizabeth is showing blatent disregard and is not heading any of our warnings. This is the very last warning you will receive.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH... AND I WOULD SUGGEST YOU TAKE HER IN HAND....

l WILL NOT BE BULLIED SO HERE IT IS IN BLACK AND WHITE FOR ALL TO READ HOW YOU THREATENED FOLKS LIVES - THIS HERE IS NOT A THREAT TO YOU, IT IS NOT BULLYING YOU IT IS SHOWING HOW VILE YOU ARE WHICH I WOULD SUGGEST IS NOT BEING SLANDEROUS TO YOU.

I keep telling you idiots, never, ever put into writing that which you would not want anyone to read at a later date - this is not a blog this is a threatening, no it isn't threatening it is a Very threatening mail sent to us.

The News section was removed and i will be putting anything i want on my site nobody is scared of you, nobody and that is a fact - two of you with Criminal records for gods sake - classy.

No all the mail and all the blogs go on line again and i will make note to you anywhere i like on my mail with links which do get hit - 3 little girls that are bullies and now working in the UAE - I will not have this and i will always find you and now reading this again i feel that i will have to report you - sorry darlings but i will.

Touch me or my family and it just gets worse and worse for you remember that because that is not a threat, that is a promise!

This is what they wrote to my family - that is what they did they threatened the life of this mans wife - these are sick shits. They said not to put on my blogs that i had written so i haven't i have just added onto my blog spot their mail - they wrote it so don't blame me - amazing they can't even spell Elizabeth until the last paragraph - do they not have spell checker.

Have no fear i have sent them the link to the mail every time to show them that i am doing this - you picked on the wrong family when you screwed with us.

XoXo Hilton69 - Writer of Wrongs and boy you were so wrong if you thought i wouldn't put this on line.....really wrong. Oh and no way was i going to correct your spelling mistakes - just makes you look even more stoopid than you already are lol.

The Scottish Play starring the three witches that made my families life hell and what they did & cannot do next lol

2011-08-23T14:09:00.000+01:00

The play that no thespian likes to say out loud but here is the story

Once upon a time and not long ago there still live these witches or shall we say bitches that decided they would be very naughty little girls, yes all three of them and now who is laughing the last laugh and the loudest well i of course and don't you just love it when a plan comes together.

Now i have a friend that people describe as being a little like Marmite, you either love her or hate her and because she is my friend i let her boss me around and mostly say nothing and agree with her but there are those that really don't like her and would i say i was like that, possibly i have my moments but then again who doesn't. These girls though were 100% worse than Marmite though you read on and see what they did.

The story goes like this - As in the play although now modernised by myself they sat around a computer and like the three witches stirring a cauldron saying, Hubble, bubble, toil and trouble that is what they caused, trouble but now the boot is on the other foot and the Police have caught them and warned them that should they start anything up again they will be in trouble, real trouble. The group concerned in their vile mail sending have been asked if they wish to take the matter further one part is happy to let it go but i for one will not and i will be so happy to prosecute them all. And when you read on you will probably agree that is what they deserve, the three of them.

The three girls are Escorts, one is a rather large lady known in the business as a BBW - she is black and no getting away from that and she is proud to be so i would imagine. The other one to is black but calls herself Caramel coloured and she is a mix of Brazilian and Caucasian - she though is black and has a Criminal Record for being a Madam in Aberdeen and now cannot go back there and the final one is another girl who i do not believe still works as an escort but spent i do believe 3 months in an Irish Cell - the last two have convictions and of course they are going to be in the biggest trouble as the past convictions will be used against them to.

Now i know what i did may have seemed a tad wrong but i did write a link with the second woman's name her real name and blow me down with a feather it got hit so many times it is now in her Google rankings - now call me old fashioned but i did nothing illegal - i did not slander her nor did i write anything that is not there for the World and His Wife not to read ergo all above board.

So fuming was she that she wrote to me threatening myself and my son, joining my son to a site for gay men called Gaydar and one of the mistakes they made was that you have to pay to join the site also it has the IP of the user - this was a very big mistake to have made because although they could not pass these details onto me, they could do so to the Police and within days they did so - this was the first mistake.

They use to write to me using an address which was the name of my Dead Dog, yes you read that right, my dead dog - pretty sick by any ones standards. Some how i do believe that is lower than i think anybody can sink, most certainly lower than i or anyone i know would go but then i do not come from their life style, which if you think about it has to be off any Richter scale.

They tried and tried to pick on me and i didn't bother to reply and then again i use to laugh at what they wrote because the grammar, spelling mistakes and use of the English language was so appalling all you could do was to laugh or feel sorry for having such a terrible education. I would say tut, tut to one of them for this but then again she is the oldest of 6 Children and each and every one of them has a different Father, that you cannot blame on any of the Children but the Mother!Definitely not the sort of home i come from, never in a Million years.

After they realised that it was a waste of time trying so hard to attack myself and my son - did i tell you that they tried to hack into my Son's computer, well they did and they made a Face Book account inviting those they could find on his face book to join and come see what a vile woman he had for a Mother, that would be me naturally. This to was a waste of time and sadly did not work and so they then found someone whom they thought was a good target or as i like to say, 'the weakest link.' This would be a Gentleman that is the Father of my Son - oh and his Wife as well but they made a massive mistake there and used the wrong name for her.

One has to wonder how they found this information, well Google of course is how they got information on his Father and this is what they did to him: They found his previous employers and wrote to them all with a link to me and said this is the whore that he 'bred' with and had a Bastard Son - oh yes they wrote that to all that they could find - the next step from this was that they wrote to ALL his neighbours in his street with the same link - yes they did this all his neighbours. Where they found the time to do this god alone knows and come to that i know where his Father lives but get confused which number of the house he lives in.

They were so proud of their work that they continued to carry on with this now claiming that they were at his residence and had pictures - we all know you can go on Google Earth and get these pictures so that was total bollocks and then they added that they were men and had 'connections' with the IRA. This was so laughable that the IRA would give a shit and none of them is Irish and the way it was written was so terribly obvious that they were not men but women - pathetic.

All and every piece of mail they sent to him was taken and printed off and at the Police Station which personally they found vile. All the mail i had was also printed off and at my local cop shop to. This went on and on and then they started to say they knew his wife's name etc., which is very easy to find out by going onto the voters electoral - it's not difficult but her name they got wrong which made me laugh.

The whole time it made me laugh, not once did this upset me because by now they did no longer write to me but just to him and they kept on telling him to take me in hand and remove all the blogs with these peoples names in or things would get a lot worse. - I couldn't give a shit about them so i did nothing until i decided that i would remove them. So i took them down and saved them to drafts and i can assure you that i will bring them back on line should anything befall myself or my family even if they have nothing to do with it they will go back up because now that the Police have been in touch with them who cares. Well of course they will because i am going to prosicute them.

Now two of these Witches, sorry i meant Bitches travel heavily around the world, oh did i tell you they live in Ireland - Dublin to be exact. Yes they tour around the world and one of them even has a fake passport if you can believe it, incredible i know but she does. I wonder should if i go to Cork and get reported to an apartment or a hotel that i could possibly stay in - i.e. get reported and asked to leave should i think they have done this and report them to the UAE authorities where they will be deported and never allowed back there again.

I have to say that three of you are the most vile creatures that i have ever had the misfortune to know or know anything about and i could write on here their real names but i leave you with their work names starting with the real bitch of the bunch :

YASMINA KHAN - KEEP AWAY GUYS SHE ISN'T POISON SHE IS TOXIC

AMERICAN PIE - NO IDEA WHO SHE IS, A YANK THOUGH

BROWN SUGAR - NOW SHE GOES UNDER LOTS OF DIFFERENT NAMES AND IS THE BBW OF THE GROUP ALTHOUGH SHE TOLD ME SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS OF COURSE I DON'T BELIEVE HER.

Hilton69 has waited a long, long time to write this and i hope you steer well clear of these girls because if they find out anything about you they will do their uppermost to make your lives a misery and if you have a wife - well need i say any more.

I look forward to something happening to me i really do because your real names will be written on here for all to see - that's a Promise and a Threat. Yasmina i see you are in the UAE - oh dear and those Hotels just have to be told who you are or the Police and you will be in the biggest mire of your life and lets be honest you do have a young daughter, won't be good for her to visit you in Jail now will it - you really should of thought of that before you started your Hate campaign against me, i do not have a Criminal Record - shame for you and your family. Or in this instance possibly NOT. Don't worry i will come visit you in Prison though.

FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY By THE O'JAYS

2011-08-23T11:35:00.000+01:00

THESES ARE THE LYRICS OF ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PROGRAMMES

AMERICAN APPRENTICE

Money money money money, money (x6)
Some people got to have it
Some people really need it
Listen to me y'all, do things, do things, do bad things with it
You wanna do things, do things, do things, good things with it
Talk about cash money, money
Talk about cash money- dollar bills, y'all

For the love of money
People will steal from their mother
For the love of money
People will rob their own brother
For the love of money
People can't even walk the street
Because they never know who in the world they're gonna beat
For that lean, mean, mean green
Almighty dollar, money

For the love of money
People will lie, Lord, they will cheat
For the love of money
People don't care who they hurt or beat
For the love of money
A woman will sell her precious body
For a small piece of paper it carries a lot of weight
Call it lean, mean, mean green

Almighty dollar

I know money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother can you spare a dime
Money can drive some people out of their minds

Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Some people really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Got to have it, I really need it
How many things have I heard you say
Lay down, lay down, a woman will lay down
For the love of money
All for the love of money
Don't let, don't let, don't let money rule you
For the love of money
Money can change people sometimes
Don't let, don't let, don't let money fool you
Money can fool people sometimes
People! Don't let money, don't let money change you,
it will keep on changing, changing up your mind

XoXo Hilton69 - Thinking i may use this for a Profile in a Directory - Actually had a lot of ideas for songs that could be used for Directory Profiles, one of course would have to be the Ting Tings, That's not my name, thought that was funny and then there would be the one by Rhianna about S & M for those of the dominatrix - and yes i know i still haven't removed the FAQ section but will do soon as my Web Master is better, not going to be bothering him right now.

Money, Money, Money - Multi-Billionaire Mr Trump - wow some people need it, some people gotta have it - he has more money than should be legal and he still wants, needs and has to have another Trump Tower - just shows you how powerful money is - cos we all do need it - once upon a time people lived to work, now they work to live - bloody shame that.

I wonder how he started out, with or without, self made or what, i will google today but surely a man with as much dosh as he surely could do something about his hair for goodness sake.

IS YOUR GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL - OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST

2011-08-21T11:32:00.000+01:00

SIMPLE QUESTION, GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY

Some of the things in all our lives make us question all that is going on around us and then there are some things that are painfully hard to change what is going on and we just have to get on with our lives. For me though i think that my life on the whole is half full but then there are times when i think things that are happening around me are not fair but if they are not directed at me then that as they say is life and life just ain't that fair as we do all know.

There are things that happen which we have no control over and no matter how you look at what is happening you wonder to yourself why me? Well i am here to tell you that i do know of someone that suffered a terrible experience and that was losing her daughter in a boating accident whilst on holiday and a friend of hers said to her how sad she was for her loss and why her and her reply back was 'why shouldn't it be me?' Personally i was totally shocked when i heard this but you have to wonder if she was right or wrong - personally i have known this girl since i was 11 years old and she was as hard as nails then as she is now and so i wonder if there would be many people that would have answered why not me. I wouldn't have.

A good friend of mine who owns a Directory and is my Web Manager at this moment in time is in agony with his thumb, how it has swollen up and is red and angry and so painful that he cannot sleep at night is really awful and it's not like i could help him with his Directory because if i could i would but it's a whole lot more than i could manage - how he managed to do my changes is a miracle in itself but then i do send it to him and spell check not only once but twice if not three times so it is 100% error free to the best of my ability any way.

People come and people go and that is friendships to they come and go if you are fool-hardy enough to believe that people do anything with a purely good heart and not what is in it for them then you have found something or someone quite precious and you have to look after it. I am lucky that i do have a good few friends but real friends that i could call day or night now i would say possibly around 3 as you all know that my bestest friend in all the World died last year, she knew me from top to toe the one thing she didn't know was how i existed and i never told her that i worked as an Escort, not because i was ashamed but because i wasn't sure how she would be about that. All know in my family just she didn't know and i don't think she would of been upset or not, i will of course never know.

XoXo Hilton69 - Glass half full because i am going over to my Mother for lunch today and generally a good chat and play either cards or scrabble, neither of which i like to lose at and glass definitely half full because she is still alive and i love her and she loves me always and unconditionally but she used to say that she always loved me but sometimes she didn't like me - think that sums up life in many ways.

YELLOW 24 - I THINK THIS IS FUNNY -

2011-08-20T12:52:00.000+01:00

A man goes into the doctors feeling a little ill ...
The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news,
You have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow

And you usually only have 24 hours to live.
There's no known cure so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments
on earth.'

So he trudges home to his wife and breaks the news.
Distraught, she asks him to go to the bingo with her that evening as he's
never been there with her before..

They arrive at the bingo hall and with his first card he gets four corners
and wins £35.
Then, with the same card, he gets a line and wins £320.
Then he gets the full house and wins £1000..
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too getting £380,000.

The bingo caller gets him up on stage and says,
'Son, I've been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a
line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.

You must be the luckiest man on Earth!'
'Lucky?' he screamed. 'Lucky?! I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24 ..'
'F**k me,' says the bingo caller. 'You've won the raffle as well!!

'ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES WORK' Just Googled where it comes from.

2011-08-20T12:42:00.000+01:00

TROTTERS INDEPENDENT TRADING CO - OR TIT

Philosophy of life that people who do not look for an easy way of earning a living are foolish.

One of my favourite programmes on TV and the BBC had a re-run of Only Fools and Horses recently and there were so many moments on there that literally had me laughing out loud.

Now another programme that has been on the box is called The Inbetweeners now that i found hard to get into but once you did you sort of got to know the characters and it was now i watch it again really hysterical, especially the made up words which if they don't make it into the next OED really will deserve to because the word 'Simples' - got in there in a matter of moments so i am sure the word Clange and various other words used in The Inbetweeners will get in there and if they don't they should be.

So Only Fools and Horses work means that peoples who do not look for an easy way of earning a living are foolish and if you think about that boy is that true.

XoXo Hilton69 - If you think that what i do for a living is easy then you really should think again because it really isn't - i think most Escorts would agree with me. Makes no odds if you like sex or a nymphomaniac - its not easy because you really can't please all the people all the time and then again what stupid phone calls we have to put up with and not only that but abuse, well it doesn't make for an easy life especially when all you want is a quiet one like me!

Men From Belfast & Cork Look Who Is Coming Back To Your Towns - ME

2011-08-15T01:29:00.000+01:00

WELL, WELL, WELL - HILTON69 IS COMING BACK TO YOUR TOWN - CAN'T WAIT.

Well i have to say its been a whole long time since i came over to Ireland and bigger shock that i went to more than one town - yes gone mad going to Belfast for 3 days then getting the old train and going to Cork - yes you read that right, getting the train - blimey that will be fun - damn site cheaper than flying - what the f*ck is Ryanair playing at their flights are off the wall they really are.

I am so sick of having to take reviews to have my pictures verified that i decided what the hell i can't be doing with that any more i have one on escort-ireland by a man that i never even got to see but this will screw them doing this to me and i am not the only person this has happened to i know of two girls in the UK who were given terrible reviews and neither of them saw this guy - another one with far too much time on their hands - i would feel sorry for them but honestly like i said too much time on their hands and they should understand that there are morons out there that really think that reviews are the bees knees, well i am her to tell you that unless you have them on Captain69 they really mean Nada.

Belfast i will be there from 15th August - 18th August 2011

Cork i will be there from 18th August - 23rd August 2011

Who knows if i have a good time i may go to other towns i really will see how i go out there thus far those are the two towns that are booked.

Then i will be off the following month for a Holiday/Work combined trip to sunny Dubai for a few days 10 to be exact and who knows where i will go from there.

XoXo Hilton69 - From Belfast to Cork with Lurve.

Kuwaiti Royalty At The Grosvenor House Hotel Dubai - Oh Yes Royalty

2011-08-12T19:53:00.001+01:00

THIS IS THE GROSVENOR HOUSE HOTEL IN DUBAI & LOOKS JUST LIKE THIS

This has to be one of my favourite Hotels in Dubai to be quite honest with you - the whole place is covered in beautiful Roses which have of course been brought in from around the World on every floor there. The first time i went there i said wow and asked at reception how much did each one cost because they are so stunning - the reply was £1,000, now that's what i call a bunch of flowers.

Why is this one of my favourites because i love the Buddha bar there although there are a lot of girls that go there on the look for Client's this i have never done but you can spot them a mile off which is a shame but hey needs must and all that - the food at the Buddha bar is great and i love the music and the decor i would say it comes a close second to the Buddha bar at the Paris Hilton - and i mean the Hotel and not Paris herself bless.

I first received a call from a man who said he was in Kuwait and had seen my advert and looked at my website and liked it so much he wondered if i was free to spend some time with him - i asked him the usual because some time is like asking how long is a piece of string? The man said to wait a minute and he said something in Arabic and so i could not understand a word. He then continued asking me if i were free to spend some time having a drink in the suite then down to the Buddha bar and back to the suite. I naturally thought who in their right mind would say no to that and it was Thursday and this is party time in Dubai so i said fantastic i would love to join him. At this juncture he said it was not with him but he was speaking on behalf of his Highness. Now i thought this was a wind-up so i just sort of let out a sigh but thought i would play along.

He asked where i was staying and could i be ready by 8.30 and a chauffeur would come and collect me. I really did think i was being had on but then again who knew. I said i could be ready and he continued to ask me a few questions but they were very basic and then again he never mentioned anything about money. Anyway i got myself together tidied my room and checked out which dress i would wear and wondered what else i should take with me and gathered a few bits and pieces and put them into my Prada bag and got myself showered and dressed and made-up. Truthfully all the while i thought it was rubbish until i got a call from the front desk saying Miss Elizabeth there is a car waiting for me. Picked up my things and got into the lift and went downstairs where i was met by a man wearing a chauffeurs uniform and boy did he look good and i felt like a Princess.

I was taken to The Grosvenor House Hotel and taken to the suite in the Hotel, a man in long robes stood up when i walked in and looked me up and down and asked me to come take a seat and what would i like to drink. Laughing i said Pink Champagne and in seconds i had a flute with Pink Champers he had something else to be honest i don't know what it was. I asked him if i could put my bag somewhere out of the way and just take my hand bag close by and he waved his arm and another took the bag and he started to talk to me.

His English was better than mine, beautifully & softly spoken in English but when in Arabic a lot harder. I got chatting to him whilst nibbling on some Olives and just for a joke i said to him how many Ladies had he called before he called me and the answer was that it was the reverse he had called me first then he contacted two others. One that seemed unable to make a conversation and so he thought this was not for him and another that had put she was English but turned out that she really wasn't but he thought he should look then make his final decision which i thought was really honest of him.

He told me the names of the other girls one i knew the other i didn't and i looked at him and i thought what a loser she was and what a winner i was. He wasn't that good looking but he had a way of making things flow very easily and then he gestured for one of his men to give him an envelope and he passed it to me - i did not look to see if there was all the money there i could feel there was a fair bit and i put it into my hand bag without flinching and we carried on talking and drinking and not being a drinker i could feel the alcohol in my legs and getting a bit giggly but felt good.

He asked me if i would accompany him to the Buddha Bar for some drinks and dinner and continue our time together although it is so noisy i wondered how i would be able to hear him because he was so softly spoken. - As we went out of his suite i saw there were two men sitting outside his room and i asked him who they were and he told me not to worry at all - as we came out of the lift people were bowing their heads to him - i honestly thought to myself blimey i will be f*cking Royalty and it made me giggle possibly louder than i had intended and he looked at me and asked what was so funny and i said that i could not possibly say but i just kept a rye smile on my face and then said it was the champagne it had given me the giggles and he now laughed.

We walked into the Buddha Bar where we were accompanied by his security guards i came to find out during the meal and we were taken to our table in a really prime position - treated just like the Royalty he really was and boy it was great being treated like this - he asked me what i liked to eat and to be honest the food is not really my favourite there and it is so dark you can barely see the menu and i said to be honest i wasn't sure but the champagne kept on flowing and so did the conversation. He asked me what i thought of him and i said i thought he was very nice, and he had a very sexy voice and fabulous English but this was it turns out because he had been educated at Eton which i should of guessed and all the time i was thinking how the others had made such a BO BO at not bothering to be polite and take the call - or in one instance of course not English at all.

The meal was lovely the service was stupendous and now we were going to move on to the next step. That is quite something else and i will write that another time i have other things to do now.

XoXo Hilton69 ........ Blogger extraordinaire..........Got to be honest with you as i re-read this i found it had to believe that it was true but if i pinched myself i have to tell you it is all true - Part II to follow.

HELLS BELLS AND WHY HAVE A WEBSITE FOR NORWAY - VERY WEIRD

2011-08-12T14:06:00.000+01:00

Call Me Old Fashioned But Why Can You Not Show Your Site Details In Norway

Well Here Is Why, You Are Going To Love This?

Escorts in England are a total waste of space on the whole, not all but most - nobody that i know that travels/tours non stop will impart information to you but old muggins here is more than happy to do so - I'm like Marmite you either Love me or Hate me but honestly i have always helped anyone that called me with all and anythings they wanted to know and i could of helped them with - so not really a bad person. Not in my nature not to help but it usually backfires - that's life nobody said it would be easy.

The Serial Tourists, god no way they will tell you anything at all although they will bleed you dry of the information they want then you can go on your merry way - shoot they don't even tell you where to advertise but we all can work that out. So nerr if you think i couldn't manage cos i came and i saw and i conquered. They love new to Oslo or anywhere else that you will be the new girl - that's a given.

Now i heard from a girl yesterday that works out in Norway and lives there that there was a lot of work there 2 years back but it has dried up much like the rest of the world due to the fact that it is swamped with Russian blonds that are drop dead gorgeous and thin and then again on one site i was told that the girls were nearly all fakes and that is because of the laws and the cops and these are the laws and fines......read on.

The fine for seeing a girl - yes the man is 22,500 NOK which is around £2,500 that's a lot of dosh in any Currency - the girl doesn't get into that much trouble but might be asked to leave and you have around 10 minutes to pack up and piss off so to speak.

This is why NONE of the directories will let you write your website address because basically they do not think its too clever but they also won't let you write your e-mail address either which i is think is barking mad. - So how many girls use the right pictures etc., is really few and far between. Apparently they do go onto the Norwegian sites to see who is coming out on the directories such as http://realescort.eu & that isn't too expensive to advertise on but should you wish to pay (hold onto your hats) Euros 180 you can advertise on http://escortdate.com i did try but when i heard how much i didn't bother at all. The Police in Norway obviously have far, far too much time on their hands but hey its the law and all that. I also heard no Hotels just apartments.

Now this is what i heard from one Lady out there, she thought when i called her that it was a friend of hers from London called Sweet Sophia... she seems to have disappeared & was one of the real regulars out there, not seen or heard of - this Lady herself had been attacked by a Client and was nearly strangled to death and Hospitalised - so if you are thinking of going think carefully........really carefully.

Thought i would be one of those that isn't a total c*nt and pass this information on to you and i say to those girls that wouldn't give you the time of day stop being so rotten, you have got plenty of time to help so don't make out you haven't because lets face it if you were starting out touring you would want the help - so give it otherwise i hope that Kama comes to bite you on the butt good and hard :)

XoXo Hilton69 says you get more with Honey than Vinegar and if you don't like me then that is your choice but then again i cannot stand Marmite but people like me :) Especially those that do want to know what i can impart through my experience - of course i will carry on helping because why not........costs nothing really.

Hope this makes you giggle - supposed to keep you young laughing

2011-08-10T20:50:00.000+01:00

This Is Quite Funny - Well It Made Me Laugh.

Go Grandma!!!! This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal's office in West Geelong after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door raffle prize and was writing to say thank you.

This story is a credit to all humankind. Forward this to anyone you know who might need a lift today.

Dear Lions Bay School , God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon. I am 87 years old and live at the West Geelong Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away so I am all alone. I want to thank you for the kindness you have shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but, she would never let me listen to it. She said it belonged to her long dead husband, and understandably, wanted to keep it safe. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a dozen pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I was overjoyed that I could tell her to fuck off. Thank you for that wonderful opportunity.

God bless you all.

Sincerely,

Edna

This Is One Of The First Of My Naughty Blogs I Thought You Would Like To Read Again - It's Hot.........

2011-08-08T19:30:00.002+01:00

Think You Will Like Reading This -

Hello Boys,

Going to tell you about a very special time that i had with a lovely guy called John, thats not his real name for obvious reasons...... discretion...... just changed it, but he knows who he is, believe me he does and the time we both had together in his Hotel.

He first called me on my mobile and asked if i would come to his Hotel that he was staying at as he was rather lonely and wanted some company for a dinner date and then back to The Ritz where he was staying....... i said yes that would be lovely and so i did the usual, got his full name and a mobile no and room no etc., all checked out and so i got myself dressed and ready to rock and roll and have a good time.

I got out one of my slinkiest outfits, a gorgeous red dress and then got my shoes on. Got my red lippy on and checked that the rest of the face was looking good and got myself together. I took out my bag and filled it with the usual tricks, sexy undies, and so forth and then got mymakeup, money for the cab, which i by now had ordered and off i went.

I got to the hotel in record time, but then i live very close to London so it wouldnt take long anyway. Got to the reception desk and asked if they could call up to Johns room and let him know that the stenographer was there for him. She passed over the phone to me and i said hello its Miss Hilton here for you and he just burst out laughing, he told me to come to the penhouse where he was staying and so i took the lift up, up and away. He stood in the doorway and all i could think was 'wow, result this is one hot guy.'

He looked at me and in a really sexy quiet American accent said 'wow, you are gorgeous come on in and sit down and take some notes for me, or should i say from me in this case' we both laughed and so that was how the night went on, lots of giggles at the joke at me being a secretary and we spend a wonderful evening together at Langans and then on to China White. I have to say by this time it was getting pretty late and he whispered into my ear, god you are so hot, can you stay the night with me.

I looked into his eyes and said - 'absolutely.' He then said you know i cant transact any money here, but as soon as we get back to the room i will pay you whatever it is to keep you with me and i think that we should get back to the hotel, cos if i have to wait any longer to go down on you i think i may die........ at this thought i could feel how wet i was getting and having no under-wear on at all with this dress i couldnt wait to get back to the hotel and undress him and go down on him too.

He opened his wallet and said 'babe take this' and he passed some money to me, i felt really shitty cos for me the money transactions are really the ugly thing about this job sometimes. 'So he said, what do you have in that bag you brough with you over there?' I looked at him and said 'something very sexy to put on for you for this evening.' He looked at me and said 'to hell with that honey, i just want you naked on the bed' and so i duly obliged......very slowly and teasingly. He started to take off his shirt and take his cufflinks out and i helped him, undoing his trousers very, very slowly and letting my hand rub onto his hardness which ladies if you are reading this, was really long and oh so hard. Teasingly i looked up into his eyes and did his trousers up and told him to sit on the edge of the bed, where i undid his laces on his shoes and then proceeded to take off his socks....... throwing them to the other side of the room. He had a rye smile on his face and i then moved back up to his zipper and undid it and put my mouth onto his penis and with my hot breath teased him...... now he was totally at my mercy and he let out a moan and held onto my head and said 'get you little butt up on the bed i want to explore your body and take you to higher heights.'

This of course i did only to willingly and we started to roll on the bed in each others arms, kissing passionately. He stared into my eyes and looked really lovingly at me, i liked this. He took hold of one of my breasts and said how good they felt, the real deal and then moved down a tiny bit to suckle on my nibble. I could feel a tingling sensation which made me shiver and with his right hand he went down my body and pushed my legs apart and started to touch me ....... his eyes looked up into my face and he whispered 'thats one little wet pussy..... mmmmmm i love that. In a quiet voice i said 'i know, and i love what you are doing to me too.' He then started to move down my body and kissing me as he went and pushing me up the bed he reached over to one of the pillows he lifted my butt up and started to then go down on me. Now i was in seventh heaven, really this guy knew just what he was doing and boy was he ever good at it.

He flicked his tongue back and forth my clitoris which by now was rock solid and with his hands he spread widened me just above the clitoris and started to touch me and all at the same time he was using his tongue too, at this point i could hardly breath and then licking my lips and trying to get some siliver in my mouth and throat i decided that i wasnt going to hold back any more and i said 'oh my god, im going to come whatever you do dont stop and at that moment i just exploded, my whole body was now shaking uncontrolably and i was screaming loudly for him to fuck me. He moved his hand into me and finger fucked me and again i started to come and i was by now begging for him......... he looked up at me and said 'i cant take any more either' and swiftly leaned over and put a condom on and began to fuck me slowly at first and then faster and faster, i couldnt stop coming and he could feel it and was smiling down at me.

Moving the pillow he then lifted my legs onto his shoulders and started to fuck me slowly and it was so deep i could feel him deep inside of me and i asked him if he could feel me..... 'oh yeah baby and its gorgeous' this position we carried on for quite a while and the trembling of my legs was almost uncontrollable.

He turned my body over and lifted my by now totally spent body so that he could fuck me from behind....... i duly obliged and now he was saying 'oh yeah baby and he began to thrust harder and faster and now i was screaming in ecstasy and he suddenly let out a loud yell and i knew that he had come........ his body was dripping wet with persperation and with the weight of his body he fell on top of me and then rolled over was breathing really hard.

I was flat out on the bed totally exhausted - after a short while he got up and went into the bathroom, which quite frankly made mine look like a postage stamp and started to shower. After drying himself off i walked in and took one too. Using the same towel as him to dry myself i came back into the room where he was now in the bed with the other side of the bed pulled open for me to get into.

I cant say that we slept much that night as we were both totally drawn to each other, but what i will say is that i had the time of my life with him and have seen him several times since, and each time it just gets better and better.........and i think that he can only tell you what a wonderful secretary he found in me. Although now we just do a quick meal and a drink, and then to his suite where all the fun begins again and again and again.

Thank you John, you are something else, i only wish you came to London on business more often.

XoXo Hilton69 - no he wasn't American he was Swedish and of course you and I know it wasn't the Ritz but i would have to say it was far swankier - he was gorgeous though. -

Said I would Write About The Time With My Egyptian Dodi & Here It Is

2011-08-07T02:16:00.001+01:00

Have you ever yearned for someone to make all the bad go away?

This particular night we were two people needing to be needed and that is how it was and we didn't do anything other than help each other through the night and there are so many nouns, pro-nouns and verbs but none that says it more than the feeling of the true passion that we had and how we clung together like our lives depended on it and in a strange way they did and i thank you Dodi for being there it was Comic. No really it was out of this World in every sense.

It all started when i came to Dubai before and i met Dodi then, as i always say not his real name but for sure he is Egyptian and what a body. Drop dead gorgeous and dressed really nicely too which i love. Everything about him was perfectly formed and i do mean everything and not an inch to big or too small just fabulous and of course circumcised to which makes it so much more pleasurable.

He had been to see me earlier that day and we had what can only be called a great time and i was telling him all that had happened in the short space of time from May to July which was a fair bit and how what had happened had upset me and i asked him to do me a favour and call me later and tell me something which he promised he would do. Anyway we had a wonderful time which is always great but it does make it almost impossible for anyone else to compete with and that makes it feel like a disaster for me but i never had anyone complain yet in fact i got a lovely review in the Erotic Review.

He called me later to tell me the answer to the question i had asked him to find out for me and at this point i went ballistic, i put him on loud speaker whilst i got changed out of my caftan and into clothes and shoes and told him what i was going to do, i grabbed the key card and walked out of the room still really upset and now going down the lift i sat in a very quiet place and started to cry and he listened and he tried to calm me down. I kept on and on at him at how i couldn't leave it be and he insisted that i listen to him but i didn't want to then he said to be quiet and to dry my eyes and blow my nose and just to listen to him and what he had to say.

I sat quietly and tried to keep calm and listen to him and he told me a story of something that had happened to him and i carried on listening and there was silence from my end of the phone and he kept asking if i was still there and i just said i was listening. He told me something that nobody else knew about and so he had to make me understand that what i was feeling he totally got and the best thing to do was to walk away - hold your head up high and be the bigger person and then i said i just don't think i can be that person and he told me time after time that i could. He asked me if i was going to be alone that evening or was my English friend from the Palm coming over and i told him that the guy was and he said good and then he said when is he leaving? I told him that i didn't know he hadn't got here yet, something to do with taking someone for a drink then coming around.

I felt calmer and had stopped crying and then when i got off the phone i sat back and started crying again but this time not for me but for what he had told me about his circumstances and i thought how shitty life can be for everyone sometimes and we really do all hurt sometimes it was so true we do but the tragedy of it all was that when all the shit was being heaped on me i felt nothing, i didn't cry or shout or get upset absolutely nothing but then when i knew that i could possibly get hold of someone that had upset my family i shook with rage and i think that i didn't cry because i was upset i just cried from sheer frustration.

My friend came and went and watched me eat as i hadn't eaten all day and the phone went and it was Dodi to see if i was feeling any better and when was he going and then he would come over and stay with me for the night and we could be together. I told him to come as soon as he liked and he was there within 20 minutes - i opened the door to him and i just fell into his arms and i was like a rag doll, all limp and just to be pulled or pushed around any which way - i was totally in bits and we both stood holding each other and kissing, longing searching kissing, heads moving from side to side and just kissing, it was tender, it was passionate, it was all in all the most amazing feeling to want someone so much and to know that they wanted you that much to - it was so good to be needed and to need in a strange way he was my yin to his yang.

After much kissing and moaning in his ear and he in mine i took my dress off and he took his clothes off and we got onto the bed and lay there holding each other and still kissing each other - moving ourselves into comfortable positions so that it was all going smoothly. I started to go down his body but he wouldn't let me he started to kiss his way down mine and then he reached a point very close to the top of my thigh and started to lick me and kiss me and i was now so horny i would of begged for him to go down on me but he continued doing this from one side to the other and then he started to run his tongue along me and now i ached with joy and how good it felt.

He kept on and on and he whispered to me not to hold back but i couldn't come then he carried on and just hit the g-spot and i started to explode and i kept on and on and on like i would never stop and my body was jerking uncontrollably - the stress relief on the Richter scale must have gone over the top and exploded much like i had done, it was out of this world. We though had only just begun to get it on and it was going to be a long, long session so i thought and turns out that i was oh so right.

Obviously this was not a one sided affair after he came up for air and we began to kiss again still with the same passion if not more so i now did the same thing to him by going down to the top of his thigh and kissing and licking him and i could hear him suck in his breath and i could feel him so hard and wanting and i couldn't tease him any longer and went down on him for five minutes or so and then i told him i had to have him in me and i wanted him to make love to me and that is what we did.

He reached over and took a condom and put it on and he lay me on my back and slowly pushed himself into me - very slowly and carefully and then when he was comfortable he rocked himself very slowly in and out of me and it just made me moan and i could feel a tear coming down my face and not really knowing why but in my heart i think i knew. We carried on like this for a while then moved into other positions, i was so wet and so horny and so ready to explode and then we went into a position where i was lying on my stomach and he was in me and i could feel him deep and hard in me and he could feel it to and i told him that i was coming and he said he was to and we should come together and so like everything we had done that night we again did together and the feeling of him throbbing inside of me and i throbbing was magnificent - the evening if you had to rate it would not be out of 10 because it would be too low, the man was a star in every way and i adored every single moment we spent together, the passion and the caring and the wanting and needing all rolled into one was stupendous.

I rolled over and he wanted to know where i was going, i told him nowhere just to get the setting right on the air conditioning and he rolled around and i got into bed and we lay there with him telling me he had to get up early the next day and he hoped he would not snore........we just spooned and once he went to sleep i got up and had a quick ciggy and a drink and climbed back into bed and we both went off to sleep........for me it was the sleep of the dead i just vaguely remember hearing him say something to me in the morning but honestly when i woke up about 10 he had gone and i had wondered if it had all been a dream.......i knew it hadn't when i found a message on my computer and what he had written to me was beautiful.

I text him later in the day to say thank you for being there and what a wow time i had had and hoped he had to and that i wouldn't call him or anything but he knew where i was should he wish to contact me and he text me back saying he wanted to call but he didn't want to wake me up - that is just the kind of guy he is.

I did see him again twice before i left once was to see if we could match that night, which we did try to do but not quite and then the next time was to take me to the airport and i have to say i slept through three alarms but i was so sure i would wake up with the alarms i didn't bother to ask for a morning call - without him calling and calling me i would have missed my flight but thank god he got me to the airport with a little time to spare. Again i have to thank him for calming me down when i was totally out of sorts. I had gone shopping the night before i left and was exhausted, so tired that when i was having my hair done i fell asleep as she was blow drying my hair - now that isn't easy to do but in saying that the cat nap had done me good cos i worked the entire evening till around two in the morning i guess i really was shagged out although i have never been shagged in my entire life, i don't want to and i won't let anyone do that to me.

XoXo Hilton69 would have to say it was a night never to forget and if i missed anything out of what happened i do apologise but that is just as it happened and i have to tell you it isn't easy to get into my hall of shame but he did it with utter ease.........there is another story to tell of a man that came from Kuwait and had a suite at the Grosvenor House Hotel that i went to visit him at which is to be honest with you is the first time i fucked Royalty. - Now he called another girl who didn't bother to get back to him and i know who you are and i have to tell you Yasmina you made a big mistake because what this guy paid me covered my holiday 5 times over and i was picked up from my Hotel and driven to his by his Chauffeur and when we had had dinner and time together driven back and presented with some lovely jewellery and handbag and matching wallet - now he was a catch but i was very lucky with Client's in Dubai but most of all very lucky to meet you Dodi. You rocked my World.

Before I Write About My Egyptian Dodi I Want To Say Thanks To Some Good Guys & Gals

2011-08-05T00:17:00.000+01:00

As a person who never finds it hard to say sorry if i think i was wrong i also never find it hard to say Thank You either and i would like to thank some people who have kept me sane of late - Each and every one of these people has said the same thing to me so i would have to get it into my thick skull that they are right -

Marshall goes without saying you are a star - and yes i did have a good time Hun in Dubai & no i haven't come back with a tan cos it was too hot to sun bathe & the humidity was an absolute killer along with being a very busy Lizzy which is what i went there for - although i did spend a lot of money but that was on me fags of course and i got my eyebrows tattooed and a few presents to take and and then again i may put them on eBay lol.

I would also like to thank my lovely friend Louise who i am always thrilled to hear good news from and she is so sweet i have to say i do adore her - she is just the best in or out of her own little bubble - i sometimes wish i lived in a bubble but sadly i live in the real world and that ain't so great.

Then there is of course my friend Last Minute Dot Com, he is really a good person and i do adore sending you filthy messages while you are working to 'make your day' - always fun but you to are a bon oeuf and i will take on board what you said if you promise to take me out to dinner - thinking of opening a restaurant and calling it Diner at the Y - that would be a hoot.

Wanna thank all my friends and family for being brilliant as well and it is good to have the backing of them in my life - can't imagine not having my friends who are as barking mad as me around - Am i as mad as a box of frogs? I really don't know but then what is that supposed to mean -

To my very special friend Dodi in Dubai i send my love and thanks for being there for me - you are very special and i will be writing about 'that night of passion' very soon - I will not be forgetting that night for a very, very long time and i think that there is nobody that could top that night of pure passion, longing, needing and desire - totally perfect in every way although we did try to better it we didn't still three times together in Dubai was hot every time but that night was stupendous.

XoXo Hilton69.......Last minute dot com try not to let your phone run out of juice next time we are talking i know something that doesn't run out of juice and that is the Python - give him a stroke for me.... Naughty Lizbeff.

Back To Black - Art Imatating Life, Very Spooky Watching This Video

2011-08-04T23:37:00.000+01:00

"Back To Black"

He left no time to regret
Kept his dick wet
With his same old safe bet
Me and my head high
And my tears dry
Get on without my guy
You went back to what you knew
So far removed from all that we went through
And I tread a troubled track
My odds are stacked
I'll go back to black

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to.....

I go back to us

I love you much
It's not enough
You love blow and I love puff
And life is like a pipe
And I'm a tiny penny rolling up the walls inside

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

We only said goodbye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

Black, black, black, black, black, black, black,
I go back to
I go back to

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to

We only said good-bye with words
I died a hundred times
You go back to her
And I go back to black

XoXo Hilton69 - Watching the Video to this song is really spooky.

The World will be a worse place for not having you with us Amy - but god really only takes the good.

Love You Long Time, - I Missed My Blogging In The UAE

2011-08-02T14:17:00.001+01:00

Me Really Did Miss You & I Will Love You Long Time

Boy have i missed blogging but now i am home i would just like to tell you a few little things and on another blog i will tell you about the f*ck of the Century - please believe me it really was just that, best experience of my entire life - can't better it even though we did try - it will remain with me for the rest of my days - OH MY GOD comes to mind.

I gotta tell you i went out to the UAE and had the best time ever in two ways firstly i met up with some new guys which was great and secondly i made a few bob which was great too or as my lovely friend says - make lots of paper, an expression i had never heard before but now i know it i am keeping it think it's great - still only a banker would think or use that expression and this Banker is my friendly Client Mr. Last Minute.Com he i think is so funny and he makes me laugh, which is after all the best medicine.

I met some pretty nice guys and one Lady in Toronto gave me a great Client out there that really i have no idea why the other two Ladies she wrote to did not get back to her on, they missed out on a great Dinner Date and those and Over Night bookings in the UAE are in short supply - it's a money thing but he was a nice guy and he love me long time and he was very keen to do what he likes best that would be as he so called it DATY - you may of heard of it i never had until then - if you Google it means Diner At The Y.......or to you and me giving great head which he sure did - loving DATY and will be using it all the time now. Along with the making lots of paper. Always good to make lots of good paper lol.

Whilst out there i had my eye brows tattooed, no problems, no pain at all but then i got the eye line done and bugger me if that hurt. I would though recommend anyone to do it because i think it looks fab.

XoXo Hilton69 - looking forward to coming back to Dubai some time soon but i came home to temperatures of 31 degrees - keep telling you that i wherever i go i take the weather with me - see you soon in Norway - will be doing my advertising for that today. XoXo

Seen A Few Guys These Past Weeks But I Saw My Very First Client That I Saw When Starting This Work

2011-07-23T12:05:00.001+01:00

Yeah I Know A Picture Of Me Dressed But That's What he Likes, Minus Underwear!

Hello there, i wanted to tell you about a fairly recent encounter i have just had with a Client that was the very first one of you that i ever saw, now should any of you ladies be reading this i wonder if you have seen him too or am i the lucky one here?

Hey, i know i am not the only one he sees but would be cool if i were although i know he sees other Ladies and he has seen me three times now which isn't that often all things considered that i have been doing this for 5 years lol - but he is a lovely guy that is for sure and he is what i would describe and tell him - he is a giver - the Ladies get that and boy does he give - if i were a charity case i would be extremely happy with the takings :)

This is how he works his gigs with us, guessing it is us and not just me. He called me and wanted to see me but i had to refuse him because other things were going on so i couldn't see him and so i thought like so many of you onward and upward to the next. Come on i would and you do, had one guy the other week call and i said sorry and he said call you soon, my Bank Manager and I are still waiting Hun - apparently he saw me last year! Anyway back to my 'Giver.' There is a little kissing but then he gets down on his knees and it's spread legs and dress goes up and he starts his giving and he gives and gives and gives until you are begging him to stop. Of course being the Gentleman that he is he doesn't because there is more in store - just when you think to yourself i need to be finger fucked he reads your mind but boy does he make you wait and tease you before he does this at which point it's hard to hold back again because it is again and again and again that he already made me come that is for sure.

Soon i feel the need to drag him into my bedroom and have my time to give to him, cos it really is better to give than receive but in his instance it really isn't - anyway i pull him to my room where i ask if i can take off my dress now and he says yes - he carefully gets undressed and well what can i tell you there is no way he will let me have my fun with him he just carries on where he left off. I did tell you he was a giver and believe me he really is.

There for sure is nothing wrong with him and his appendage because he can do the business but he always says he will come quickly but that's okay because he is one that can rev into action again and he doesn't ever come for one hour so there is time for a chat and then he generally asks if he can go the other way - now most guys after they have been one way then to start up again and manage that is not easy, that is unless you are the giver, he can do it and what's more he is really gentle when he does which is actually really nice because he is very good at this.

His way is this - i reach for the lube and cover the condom with it whilst getting the lube i get my little bullet and have it close at hand ready for when i want to use it on me and he slowly enters me which of course i tell him hurts - because it does fellas. He leaves it in and when it no longer hurts he slowly goes at it and it feels really good, then i get the toy and put it close to him to feel it vibrate which he wasn't sure he liked then he decided it felt great and then i move it down onto me where i don't have to think whether it feels good or not it feels fabulous and it takes me a very short while to know i am coming and boy it's good. Just love that bullet but you all know that and all of you that have seen me know how much i do love it, especially in doggy position. Yummy.......you really need to check it out!

So that is the story of 'The Giver.' - I think he knows that i love to receive and for me it came a day before my Birthday and i think that it was a pretty stupendous early Birthday gift ...... I have to say had another Client that same evening and that is not a story i would write about because he was nothing like this guy - and i say no more.

XoXo Hilton69 would like to thank you for a wonderful time Mr. Giver, you really do know how to make a Woman's day - really i had a great time and remember what i told you i want you to be my last Client when i retire - and that will be coming fairly soon.

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYBODY - ALTHOUGH THEY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

2011-07-18T20:18:00.000+01:00

My neighbour pops his head over the fence again and says, “I want you to kill my wife for me, I’ll pay you $10,000.” I accept, telling him all it will take is one bullet, just below the left tit. He looks at me and says, “I want her dead – not fucking knee-capped!”                                                               ___________________________________________________________

Some guy just knocked on my door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said, “Fuck that – knowing my luck, I’d win one!”                                                             ___________________________________________________________

I found my dyslexic mate covering his dick with boot polish on the early hours of Sunday morning at the conclusion of daylight saving.. I said, “You idiot! You’re supposed to turn you clock back!”                                                              ___________________________________________________________
Not half bad. Japanese farmers reckon they’re doing it tough? BULLSHIT! I seen one farm on TV and the prick had two huge boats and about 20 cars in his front yard!                                                                                  ___________________________________________________________
What’s the difference between a refugee and ET?
ET looked better, smelled better, learnt English, didn’t claim benefits, had his own fucking bike and wanted to go home!                                                                          ___________________________________________________________
A guy gets a call from the police telling his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes and the guy says, “I can’t believe they fucked my wife after only five cans!”                                                                  ___________________________________________________________

Got this text from my brother recently. It read. “Can I stay at your house for a while? My missus kicked me out after she caught me measuring my cock. It just reaches the back of her sister’s throat!”                                                                          ___________________________________________________________
Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open. She said, “It’s my husband! Quick, try the back door!” Thinking back, I really should have legged it – but you don’t get offers like that every day.                                                                     ___________________________________________________________
God visits a man and tells him he must give up smoking, drinking and sex if he wants to get into Heaven. The man says he’ll try. God visits him a week later to see how he’s getting on. “Not bad” says the man, “I’ve given up drinking and smoking, but when the wife bent over the freezer, I had to fuck her up the arse.” “They don’t like that sort of thing in Heaven” said God. The man replied, “They’re not too fucking happy about it in Woolworths either!                                                                          ___________________________________________________________
Sorry for not calling you on New Years, I just got out of jail. I got locked up for punching the fuck out of this bloke at a party. In my defence….. when you hear an Arab counting down from 10, your instincts kick in.                                                                          ___________________________________________________________

How does every ethnic joke start? With a look over your shoulder.                                                                           ___________________________________________________________
  I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I rooted a sheila called Penny – spooky or what?                                                                            ___________________________________________________________
The missus asked me, “When you’re on a boys only trip away, do you think about me?” Apparently “Only to stop myself coming too quickly” wasn’t the right answer.

Ramadan Kareem رمضان كريم

2011-07-11T22:44:00.000+01:00

OR FOR THOSE THAT DON'T READ ARABIC - RAMADAN KAREEM

رمضان كريم

Yes Ms Hilton is almost fluent but hey at least i asked someone what the good will wish was and that is what they told me, i googled because i wanted to get it totally right and i do hope that i have.

Please go and check out my touring page as i am coming back out to Dubai for a week and look forward to seeing all the guys it seems that it's not that easy to get onto my blog spot in the UAE but for those that do have Proxy's and seems a whole load do then i want to wish you well over Ramadan - I truly think you are wonderful and i wish i were able to fast for 30 days from sunrise to sunset and i do salute you and wish you all well.

Here are the dates that i am coming out to the UAE and it's all done and dusted so feel free to mail me or text or call me on my hotmail which is liz__elite@hotmail.co.uk or call me on my Dubai Sim which is +971 (0)501 886 399.

July 25th - August 1st 2011 - I will be there for just one week and i know that last year Ramadan was the 10th August and every year it changes by approximately 10 days which is really cool. You or in this case I learn something every day.

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I very much look forward to seeing you in a couple of weeks time...

XoXo Hilton69.........rates / touring dates / anything else you need to find can all be found on my website.

See How Long It Takes For You To Work Out What This Commecial Is Promoting

2011-07-09T02:36:00.001+01:00

http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=22984504&server=vimeo.com&show_title=0&show_byline=0&show_portrait

I hadn't seen it before so i had no idea what was coming - bloody funny though.

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED LOOK AWAY NOW.......

2011-07-08T20:09:00.001+01:00

Something to offend everybody.

What is nasal sex?
F**k nose.

I got sacked from the Salvation Army soup kitchen last night. Ungrateful
bleeders. All I said was, 'Hurry up for f**k’s sake, some of us have got
homes to go to!'

Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a big
fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore.

Women should be like golf caddies, either holding your balls or getting
your bloody tee ready

!Last night I was sitting on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's
voice from the kitchen, 'What would you like for dinner my love, chicken, beef or
lamb?'
I said, 'Thank you, I'll have chicken please'.
She replied, 'You're having soup you fat bastard, I was talking to the cat!'

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every flower can survive thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every vegetable can read, but bless, look at you having a go!

Got myself a new Jack Russell puppy, he's mainly black and brown with a small
white patch, so I've named him Birmingham.

Firemen have just rescued an Irish man with his penis stuck in a condom
machine. They asked him what happened and he said, 'The sign says, insert
£2 and push knob in'.

XoXo Hilton69 - Offended yet, well there are so many offensive things in life just thought i would make you laugh at the same time.

Possibly, no definitely the best band in the World - Dire Straits - Private Investigations -

2011-07-07T13:55:00.000+01:00

Private Investigations lyricsSongwriters: Knopfler, M;
It's a mystery to me
The game commences
For the usual fee
Plus expenses

Confidential information
It's in a diary
This is my investigation
It's not a public inquiry

I go checking out the reports
Digging up the dirt
You get to meet all sorts
In this line of work

Treachery and treason
(From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/dire-straits-lyrics/private-investigations-lyrics.html)
There's always an excuse for it
And when I find the reason
I still can't get used to it

And what have you got at the end of the day?
What have you got to take away?
A bottle of whiskey and a new set of lies
Blinds on the window and a pain behind the eyes

Scarred for life
No compensation
Private investigations

XoXo Hilton69 - so we going to get a public enquiry or what - DON'T BUY THE NEWS OF THE WORLD OR THE SISTER PAPER THE SUN - Please. Murdock can afford for you not to but for how long he can afford to lose all his advertisers is another matter entirely!!!

Private or Public Enquiry??????

''OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN FIRST WE PRACTISE TO DECEIVE.

2011-07-06T19:50:00.000+01:00

What a tangled web indeed.

Bless i think the above is having what i would call a blond moment but in her case it would have to be a brunette one like moi, difference being i fink even i know that the moon is bigger than a hefalump. -

What a tangled web we weave when first we practise to deceive i think is a wonderful saying because it says it all the thing is this, it is much attributed to William Shakespeare the thing is it is not him at all but that of Sir Walter Scot, yeah i know surprised me to because there are so many great sayings that you would swear the bard had written but not - i do have a few others that i love and i really have no idea who they are by but i will write them soon.

Now as for what is going on with all this awful hacking of peoples phones, there are no words to describe how vile i think that is makes no sense to me at all especially with the awful anniversary of the 7/7 bombing this just made my skin crawl. It feels like you read your daily paper or watch the news to hear who has been attacked next. Very sad for these people, makes you wonder why but mostly how do they do it?

XoXo Hilton69 waxing lyrical, nerr not really just quoting or may be misquoting for some but then some blogs have been known to have misinformation on them just not mine written by moi. The Original and i couldn't really say the best but definitely one of the best although there are a couple of girls blogs i do like to read when i get time. You have to watch out for those that are supposed to be by me though. Well it's a bit of a compliment really to think someone wants to copy you supposed to be a compliment normally - Lol.

AS PROMISED - THE FILTHY MAIL THAT SHE AND HER FRIENDS SENT TO ME & OTHERS

2011-07-05T03:44:00.024+01:00

WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT THERE ARE HACKERS ABOUT BUT THIS IS BARKING MAD

I promised that i would show you the mail and this is what i will be doing here, cutting and pasting the mail sent not only to myself but to my Son and his Father - This comes from a girl called Yasmina Khan, be careful if she finds out anything about you because you may find out that you are slagged off all over the net like she did or tried to do to us.

Enjoy, i am sure you will realise why i am not enjoying it - if she thought that we are totally upset and hurt by this well it's hurtful but thankfully there are some things that are hacker proof like face book etc., which you can lock or something i do not have a face book account because why would you want to have someone know all your business or come to that your contacts...... she tried but failed sozz love. Lets face it there are more important things in the world going on rather than target little old moi. They are not in order but take a look at the sick mail we got.

dan blake

dan blake
dannyblake1@gmail.com
Send email
Find email

Add to contacts

everyone knows about you now all your sons friends poor dexter what have you done to him

To Liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk

From:	dan blake (dannyblake1@gmail.com)
Sent:	25 June 2011 10:23:21
To:	Liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk
Character set:

everyone knows about you now
all your sons friends
poor dexter what have you done to him

Face book is locked.........

india rose

india rose
indiasaffronrose@yahoo.com

thought dexters friends should know all about you

To liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk

From:	india rose (indiasaffronrose@yahoo.com)
Sent:	25 June 2011 10:39:23
To:	liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk (liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk)

thought dexters friends should know all about you

This is the biggie that i have had to remove the names and addresses from which is of course what one would do although left theirs cos its my dead dogs name India Saffron Rose - nice huh this is the level of person one would be dealing with, she is nuts.

Addresses removed
Subject: FW: dexter is a bad boy
Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 09:11:48 +0100

From: india rose [mailto:indiasaffronrose@yahoo.com]
Sent: 23 June 2011 07:16 A cowards time to send mail LOL
To:
Subject: dexter is a bad boy

you are receiving this email as your son Dexter is in big trouble

your ex mistress Elizabeth now known as Liz Hilton is working as an escort from (address removed) (Person did know unbeknowns to me) Only one person didn't and she died last year.

http://www.liz-vip-elite-london-escort.com/profile.php

your son Dexter is currently managing his mothers prostitution organizing her website writing graphic reviews on line for her
whilst greeting her depraved clients in the family home they share with there dog Ozzy

wha kind of boy writes graphic sexual reviews for there own mother

your ex mistress Liz has pissed off a lot of people and your son is currently involved and now you have been caught in the crossfire

below is a quick list of information on yourself your ex and son that will be made public

is this the life you had expected for your privately educated son

http://www.liz-vip-elite-london-escort.com/profile.php don't care its me
http://www.youtube.com/user/MotoManics#p/a/u/0/lvl5J1s2jSE account deleted
http://gaydar.co.uk/scripts/ndisplay.asp?useri [profile name etc., removed all details with the police
http://www/. studio name removed.co.uk/artist/name removed

Hehehe and you thought what i wrote was shit - there is nothing removed other than addresses and place of studio and artist There dog Ozzy i think you mean their........My Client's are not depraved although i do think that you are and a whole lot more lol.

Date: Thu, 23 Jun 2011 03:39:00 -0700
From: indiasaffronrose@yahoo.com
Subject: Fw: deter
To: Liz_elite@hotmail.co.uk

----- Forwarded Message -----
Sent: Thursday, June 23, 2011 10:55 AM
Subject: dexter

Elizabeth

What you are doing to Dexter is disgusting

i have let (name removed) l know what you have Dexter mixed up in

you have turned your son in to a common pimp allowing him to organize your sordid prostitution.

Dont you think that looking at naked pictures of his mother is wrong?

Do you think making him write sexually explicit reviews about you on line is right?

Dont you think that doing sexual favors for money with your son in the next room is sick ?

Everyone else does only you and your son think this is ok hopefully his father can step in before you warp his mind anymore sorry but all a bit late seeing as you sent this to all his fathers ex employers and his neighbours yes they did that all his neighbours - tell these girls nothing, come to that don't see them at all, they are dangerous and toxic.

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That just made me laugh its a joke my son is a pimp that really is funny come on I'm laughing - We all are surely.

Now, this is the crap i have received from these idiots and yes i have shown their address because you have to admit the person writing these is barking mad. To join my son to the site Gadar they used their card and all shown with IP - what plonkers still every time they write they leave the information like moths to a light they can't stop.

I said i would show you some of their work and as i always say i never lie and always live up to my word, the thing is that it is just so stupid it would be hard to believe if it were not true, oh yeah and also they started an account on Qype lol which if you go look it has been removed including the pictures which you copied which is illegal.......

Yasmina Khan wrote the majority of this and i would suggest anyone that is thinking of making a booking with her think twice, she is as mad as a box of frogs. Her friend Brown Sugar said she had nothing to do with this but I'm not so sure, sorry but I'm not. Possibly her friend that was carted off to Prison for three months has something to do with this as well i really cannot say. American Pie is the name she works from her home where her husband is - The real pim. All live in Dublin -

XoXo Liz Hilton - promised to show you how i run my den of iniquity if it wasn't so inaccurate then i wouldn't be so happy to show you - don't you love the grammar and punctuation missing yet again. It really is amazing how companies run around removing stuff which is illegal to them - i say shame on you whoever you are, all Client's will be shown around my home to each room to see it is just me here in future - that's blown another one of your myths and a load of old cobbler's to boot.

Ireland/Norway/Dubai beware of the above named girls - all barking on a scale higher than i could ever achieve. Be sending this link to all girls concerned. Busted lol. Oh and all the sites they advertise on..........all they have to do is say sorry - i'm waiting - somehow i think it will be a cold day in Hell or the cop shop in Dubai.

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU WON'T BOTHER ANY MORE ONE OF HER FRIENDS CHURPS IN SO TOMORROW READ THE MAIL

2011-07-04T21:39:00.003+01:00

TODAY'S NEWS PAPER IS TOMORROWS CHIP PAPER - OR SUMMAT LIKE THAT.

Well it seems like Mistress Yasmina and her friends are trying very hard to besmirch my name any place they can, even trying to break into my blog spot but they get in touch with me to ask if i need to sign in again and do i want another password -

Anyway, i was going to let it all lie but sorry to say that i won't now and tomorrow i will be printing the filth that she wrote to me about my son and his father - and who i do believe that she has colluded with - to attack me that's just fine, well of course it isn't but hey I'm a big girl i can look after myself but to attack my son is really so low so i say to you Bradshaw the gloves are on and i will definitely take you a few rounds because you are scum, - why you have done it is a mystery to me but to get in touch with the other persons art gallery and companies that he worked for and send them links of me and to say sorry you got caught in the cross fire - you aren't sorry you are a first class bitch so lets see how all will like to know about your family - i do wonder how little Kei is - boarding school i have in my hands and whether i would go as low as you and to inform them as to who you are or what you do - nope i won't but i can assure you that any more shit comes our way then i am afraid that i will be doing so - i really will.

Big mistake, big, big mistake doing this to me because i don't think you know what i am capable of and believe me i am capable of many things like the Dubai authorities, difference being hon, i know who to get in contact with and i will be reporting your coming and goings - you see i won't attack your family but i will attack you. There is a whole big difference there but you wouldn't get that now would you because you are truly evil. Tomorrow though i cut and paste all the mail you sent to me and your friend Brown Sugar who said she wasn't in on it but i doubt it somehow.

I do wonder how many of those men you saw in Dubai would like to have their stories written on here, that i will do another day as well - lets face it you couldn't stop talking about them all could you. Even i don't share with those that don't need to know. Your hate of Muslims i wonder if they realised that. What a charmer - then again i get left messages now on the post and i let them go on why - because its making you look stupid Natalie Bradshaw or should i say Yasmina Khan pretend Indian/Brazilian or whatever it is you are today -

XoXo Hilton69......or as Sacha Baron Cohen would say - Is it because i is black - yes you are black Natalie get over yourself you aren't Brazilian. Nowt wrong with being black. Shame on you for picking on others that have nothing to do with our argument - I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire although i do believe that is what you are famous for - Golden Showers LMAO at you Natalie Bradshaw Aberdeen Madam aka Yasmina Khan. All this free advertising i am giving you hahaha.

TOMORROW, WATCH OUT FOR THE HOTMAIL SENT TO MY FAMILY TOMORROW - THEN YOU TELL ME WHO IS THE SCUM OF THE CENTURY ONE TO KEEP WELL AWAY FROM WORLD WIDE.

YASMINA KHAN OR MISTRESS YASMINA - SHE IS PURE POISON.

HERE IS MY MESSAGE TO ALL CHELSEA FAN'S WE CAN AND WILL DO IT THIS YEAR - FINGERS FIRMLY CROSSED

2011-06-28T18:51:00.001+01:00

THERE IS NO WAY I AM GOING TO BE LYING DOWN WITH MY ARM HOLDING MY HEAD.

This goes out there to all my Client's that keep the faith like i do every season but i have a really spooky feeling that we won't be anywhere near second in the Premiership but we will win it - so if there are any Arsenal fans stick that in ya pipe - Gee but i can't stand Arsenal, its like watching the French National team and lets face it they ain't what they use to be.

So this link goes out to you boys and believe : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOJpIwF47Y&feature=player_embedded#at=24

Think i used a Christina one before but that was then these lyrics you gotta read and think actually even if it isn't Chelsea that are your team but one of the others i think it makes you want to push them to win and be the best that they can be.

I know over the last few weeks my skin has got a bit thicker but then as i was always told sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me, i just feel it is a shame that other people have got brought in on the back of this other idiot.

Come on you blues..... I have kept the faith for you through good times and in bad this time we have to kill off those bloody reds before they start to call our players Chelsea Pensioners LOL - I love you guys come and make my season - If there is a big man up there, Champions League Winners wouldn't go amiss, although anyone but the reds is good and if that means it would have to be Arsenal then so be it - My whole blinking family support them..... Just not Man United.

XoXo Hilton69.......I know i had to be different........but its just the two of us in my family that support them and lets face it we will be the champions like i said, fingers firmly crossed. Although who knows we do always do will up to Christmas its just after we were pants last year - that and Wilkins being sacked - Things can only get better - If only we could get Mezze but i can dream....... XoXo

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzche

2011-06-27T14:30:00.001+01:00

I have found in life that i am a person that does not suffer fools, where this expression comes from exactly i would have to Google.

I would say that another expression that i do know who it is by and that is Frederick Nietzsche would be That which does not kill us makes us stronger. This is often quoted incorrectly as What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Its the same any which way you look at it or say it really.

Another i would say is also true and that would be this : Being in the right place at the right time, this i have found to be true and also you can turn it on its head as being in the Wrong Place at the Wrong time. I think many of us have been there too.

Another would be of course is that old chestnut of : It's not what you know but who you know - this one in this day and time i think to be so truthful as it really isn't always what you know.

There are many expressions that are supposedly attributed by people and when you check it out they really are not who you thought at all. There is one that i really do love which most definitely was said by Groucho Marx and is written just as you go into the Club in Soho which says : I would never join a club that would have me for a member. I absolutely adore that. Bit like me and all the PunterSlimes and various forums, who wants to join them - not me thats for sure.

There are so many more but i guess i just don't have time to write them here but i often hear quotes and i put them onto my phone because i think they are great, you know the quick messages section - dunno if all have ap's for that. Mine does........ here are a few more some i think are hysterical and this first one here always makes myself and my escort friends really giggle.

1) I'm good at my job, she enjoys it - big difference.
2) I'm so skint that i'm half expecting bono to do a charity concert for me.
3) To not go forward is to go backward.
4) The only way i will speak to her is through a medium - i really like that one.
5) People say i'm like Britain - i'll let anyone in - Like that one too
6) You can't change the life you have lived but you can change the life that you are living - like that.
7) The Pine will be stripped but the Salad will be dressed - think thats hilarious
8) Talk is like Thunder, loud and harmless - Totally agree.
9) Your life is not your own when you are stalking somebody - That was Tim Vine, adore him
10) If anyone can satisfy a sweet tooth, the candy man can - bit obvious but i have a sweet tooth
11) One wave short of an Ocean.
12) It's not what's inside that defines you but what you do! - Loving that one
13) I farted in the lift and that was wrong on so many levels - come on ya laughing.
14) The odds are good but the goods are odd - Groucho
15) I might want to have a fling with you bit i wouldn't want to take you home - hehehe.
16) Be fearful whilst those around you are greedy, be greedy whilst those around you are fearful.
17) Ambition is the last refuge of faliur - Oscar Wilde.
Finally this is possibly my favourite one of all of them :

YOU CAN PUT A SUIT ON A PIG BUT YOU WON'T STOP IT GRUNTING - I think i love this one the best but i gotta tell you i think there is nothing better than a smart dressed man.

XoXo Hilton69.......An expression a day perhaps or possibly more - oh and i did hear something very funny on the TV the other night - A man was absolutely adamant that he didn't like fruit or veg and he said, when i was young it was said, An apple a day keeps the Doctor away - he said how come its 5 a day now - everyone on the panel laughed i think Jack Dee wished he had thought of that one - Loving Jack Dee.

TOLD YOU I SEND EVERYTHING TO DRAFTS - SO HERE IARE ONE OR TWO OF THEM - SO SUE ME.

2011-06-21T00:04:00.013+01:00

A Picture done for me by my friend Katie a true artiste.

Today i received a mail which i will cut and paste and add the picture of me in a bikini which isn't great to say the least lol but then show me a really good picture by the pool taken when the camera went off by accident lol - still there was a lovely mail that went with it and guess what it was all threats so i am here to tell you that if you know me by now i am not easily threatened by anything - in fact I'm not threatened by anything so tomorrow i will cut and paste the lot in fact i will cut all the mail she has sent to me and if she is a really good girl i will spell check it for her but then you wont be able to see how she hasn't done any full stops or commas or well anything that are the real basics of good English but then she really is a girl from the hood and not a pretend hoody like myself - i think she thinks that i would care if any of you knew my real name and has it ready to rumble but all know my real name is Elizabeth and that Hilton is just a work name, i can write here just for all of you my real name - I could write my address too but then you can call me to make an appointment and i would give it to you so there is very little point there.

Tomorrow i write the blog that will knock your socks off i will also transfer the picture onto my computer so you all can see - Personally it ain't that bad but then i don't have anything to hide unlike most - worst of all why would you write on your profile that you were Brazilian and English when you are black and should sing that loud and proud, we should all be proud of our own heritage - like i say read it tomorrow and see i was mad now i will just get even. Some people should be just pitied and i don't pity her i pity her daughter having a brothel keeper for a mother. Ciao Ms B want me to print it for all to read about you in google lol., - now working under the name of yasmina Khan - that was the trash that i went to Dubai with. Well i will think about it over night and see how i feel about writing her name tomorrow and then i will write my real name - although i can sign off with it here just to show you how little i care........

XoXo Hilton69 aka Betty Hilton lol. told you i really don't give a shit now you can see how much i meant it......... i also always tell you all that my real name is Elizabeth - so now what you going to black mail me with Ms B. Never ever try to black mail me, it will always come back to bite you on your ample arse. I mean how many years can you be 26 - in Your 30's love don't keep on keeping on being 26 you are fooling nobody. Although with all the work you have had done on your body surprised that hasn't been done too - you want girl from the hood bitchy then i will show you that you got nothing on me - nothing - I may not be one of the sister hood but boy you can barely write so i think that makes me better than you in so many ways. Oh and as for Brown Sugar, she never did the right thing with the directories - still plenty more girls to ask this of how difficult can it be to find someone that will give you so little of their time for such a small amount of information???

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum you broke my toilet seat with your bum.........:(

2011-06-18T17:31:00.000+01:00

Oh yes there will be a rather nasty spanked red bottom coming your way old bean and you know who you are and what you did but alas didn't tell me about until, well until i went to use the loo - yes you know what you did. Although should you prefer to pay for a new one then i will let you off the spanking, or may be i won't, just do it for the Hell of it.

This week has been full of ups and downs with naughty peeps from all parts of the world telling me they will be here at this, that and the other date - sadly not informing me that it would not be happening at all but then if they couldn't be arsed to have the good manners then i say i may have had a lucky break. Or as they say in France, c'est la vie. Although writing that my spell checker does not speak French unlike moi so the Google Translate will prove correct when used - are you using it?? Says in my stats you are ergo you must be which is great, cos i didn't add it for my own health, it's very easy to do though.

Any road up this spanking comes to a certain Gent that came to see me and has done many times before and he asked to use my bathroom and i said of course and that it would cost him 50p per slice of loo paper....... well hell if Michael O'Leary can charge to use his loos i think that i can charge for the paper.... just kidding of course.

Well i had a fun time as always with this Client and when he left i went into the bathroom took a shower and then as i was drying myself i realised that he had broken the loo seat or it has come off its hinges - well it is utterly broken and so i have been searching for a new one and there are a Google's worth to take a butchers at but to be honest with you i have taken a few links and sent them to a very dear, no not dear, my Bessie mate and asked her to tell me which one she thought best - well to be honest i know i could do it but she did offer and who am i to say no - well if you had a friend that likes helping wouldn't you let them for you?

So Mr. X you know who you are cos it must have slip slided away when you were in there ergo you know you broke it - but i won't hold it against you i will just give your butt a good hiding - thinking i may enjoy that!!! Be a bugger if you will enjoy it too D'oh.

XoXo Hilton69.......If you come see me make sure you have to stand to pee cos i ain't gone and got that seat yet although i am sure if i were to look on Amazon or eBay i am sure i could find one on there - just like the Condoms i wrote about the seat would have to be first hand :) Blimey if you Google you will be shocked just how cheap or expensive these quitters can be - shocked me. Now you see why i need to go to Ireland - saving for a new Loo Seat, it's gotta be the best seat in the house......

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T BUY FROM EBAY - ANSWER'S ON THE BACK OF A POSTAGE STAMP

2011-06-17T12:48:00.000+01:00

NOT SURE YOU COULD BUY THIS FROM EBAY ???

Although in saying that i am almost sure there must be a stamp collecting section on there i would say that i have yet to find it but in all honesty if i did i wouldn't bother to look as stamp collecting or i think if you are one you are known as a philatelist is not my thing, who knows why people collect stamps, horses for courses and all that.

I digress as ever and i will tell you what i came upon lately and that to all those escorts reading this and i know you do....... is condoms, yes you can buy condoms from eBay - dare one be so bold as to say they have not been used obviously it's not like you are buying them from a pet free, smoke free home like what mine isn't. Although advertised as being pet free etc., no these are new condoms and are cheaper than cheap - also i just discovered a condom that you can barely feel - this would be by both parties and i would imagine that you cannot purchase them from the shops - these are called Crown Condoms and i have to say they are the best i have used yet. I did use to use condoms from a company called Trojan and they were the Magnum ones which i used to thing were the best - many reasons but then anything is better than Durex and boy if you girls are buying condom's anywhere but on line then you are being mugged.

I just got some condoms on line 48 to be exact at the princely sum of £11.?? i don't remember and they arrived within 3 days and from the UK somewhere so for those girls that would never admit to reading buy we all know you do read my blogs go knock yourselves out and get them on line - you really do have to try them and in saying that they are apparently used in porn movies. There is a small logo on the packaging which says it all and i would entirely agree with this - The Closest Thing to Nothing at All. - That's what it says and i would have to say it really is.

I really wish i could find that picture my friend did on a site which i asked her/him to send me and it was the old Oy Vey EBay one - i will have to go through the history of these blogs to find it because it is very funny.

XoXo Hilton69.......Ain't i kind passing this information on to you out there - Don't worry i shouldn't imagine for more than a minute that nice little old me will remain this way :) I only feel good being nice to those i truly care about LOL.

A JOKE SENT TO ME FROM A GUY IN NORTHERN IRELAND - WE ALL LOVE RYANAIR AND IT'S EXTRAS LOL

2011-06-16T19:01:00.000+01:00

Spare a thought for Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of 'Ryanair'.

Arriving in a hotel in Dublin , he went to the bar and asked for a
pint of draught Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be one Euro please, Mr. O’Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That’s a very competitive
price," and handed over his money.

"Will you be wanting a glass with that?" enquired the barman..........

XoXo Hilton69........ I dunno why i keep getting sent these Irish Jokes - do you????

See you soon in the real Capital of Ireland - Cork of course.......Hell frozen over in Dublin yet lol.

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

2011-06-11T22:58:00.000+01:00

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."

Albert Einstein - theoretical physicist, philosopher - 14 March 1879 – 18 April 1955

XoXo Hilton69 - Even I can add nothing to that because i think it says it all don't you?

HILTON69 WRITER OF WRONGS FOR YOUR DELECTATION AND MINE

THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH - OR YOU HAD THE SALT WHY DIDN'T YOU GRIT

ENJOY THESE CLASSIFIED ADS. LOVE THE WEDDING DRESS ONE.

THESE JOKES WERE SENT TO ME BY MY GOOD FRIEND - THE ONE WHO CALLS ME ''CRASH TEST DUMMY''

IS THAT A GUN IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME?

HERE IS A LINK FOR YOU TO SEE HOW YOU MAKE A WOMAN SQUIRT -

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - PART 11 - NEW YEARS EVE

NOBODY DOES IT BETTER - CHRISTMAS EVE

IT ISN'T THAT I'M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON, I'M JUST NOT A STUPID PEOPLE PERSON. - GETTING IT YET?

GOTTA NAME AND SHAME AN IDIOT AND GIRLS MAKE NOTE COS HERE IS HIS NUMBER 07858 703 027

IN IRELAND REVIEWS ARE KING - BUT ARE THEY REALLY ..........

Top Reviewed

The Irish female escorts with the most reviews: No comment from moi.

YOU SHOULD SERIOUSLY READ THIS LINK - I KNOW YOU GUYS LOOK AT PORN BUT HAVE NO FEAR AND READ THIS.

BORED AND DON'T KNOW WHAT TO LOOK AT ON GOOGLE, I DO?

I HAVE WRITTEN THIS ON MY TOURING PAGE BUT JUST THOUGHT I WOULD ADD HERE ON MY BLOG SPOT FOR YOU TO SEE - DUBBER & BELFAST

AT LAST A MAP OF IRELAND NOW I KNOW HOW CLOSE ALL THE TOWN ARE HOORAH

THINK THAT THIS MUST BE RIGHT UP THERE WITH ONE OF THE WORST YEARS OF MY LIFE

BIG BOYS DO CRY AND I THINK THAT'S COOL - GARY SPEED 1969 - 2011

A Sweet Joke

AT WHAT POINT DOES STALKING BECOME STALKING AND WHAT ARE THE PENALTY'S

THE NEWS FROM ENGLAND - VERY NON PC BUT THERE IS ONE THAT WILL MAKE YOU LARF :)

Loving this joke, then i just love jokes.

A VERY FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO MY FRIEND AND I IN LIMERICK

A GREAT JOKE - THE LAST LINE SAYS IT ALL ENJOY......

STAND AND DELIVER YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE, EITHER WAY I HAD TO BE A HAVE A GO HERO.

I LIKE THIS MADE ME LAUGH - THE OLDIES ARE THE GOODIES

IS THERE ANYTHING THAT THE UNITED KINGDOM ARE ANY GOOD AT - OH YEAH LOSING!

SCOUCER JOKE NUMBER TWO........

ANOTHER SCOUCER JOKE FOR YOU -

COUPLE OF JOKES SENT TO ME FROM MY NORTHERN IRELAND BUDDY -

WHO KNEW THAT YOU COULD GET THIS - ON LINE AS WELL LOL

Little Peter - It's clever and funny makes a change from all the shit i have had lately

This is not a blog it's just a fact - http://www.derryjournal.com/news/local/bye_bye_miss_american_pie_1_2137571

THIS GOES FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE REDICULOUS - YOU GOTTA READ

AH THANKS GUYS FOR SOME REALLY NICE TIMES AND LOTS OF BRITS BACK IN DUBAI!!!

GENTLEMEN - JUST LOOKED AT MY STATS, THROUGH THE ROOF.

GENE HUNT - LIFE ON MARS - IF YOU NEVER SAW IT THEN U-TUBE IT

Arabic: ‎عيد الفطر ‘Īdu l-Fiṭr),

NATALIE BRADSHAW I'M A SURVIVOR NOT A VICTIM, GET THAT INTO YOU HEAD

ONE UPON A TIME ETC., EXCEPT THIS IS NO FAIRY TALE, IT'S REAL LIFE

The Scottish Play starring the three witches that made my families life hell and what they did & cannot do next lol

FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY By THE O'JAYS

IS YOUR GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL - OPTIMIST OR PESSIMIST

YELLOW 24 - I THINK THIS IS FUNNY -

'ONLY FOOLS AND HORSES WORK' Just Googled where it comes from.

Men From Belfast & Cork Look Who Is Coming Back To Your Towns - ME

Kuwaiti Royalty At The Grosvenor House Hotel Dubai - Oh Yes Royalty

HELLS BELLS AND WHY HAVE A WEBSITE FOR NORWAY - VERY WEIRD

Hope this makes you giggle - supposed to keep you young laughing

This Is Quite Funny - Well It Made Me Laugh.

This Is One Of The First Of My Naughty Blogs I Thought You Would Like To Read Again - It's Hot.........

XoXo Hilton69 - no he wasn't American he was Swedish and of course you and I know it wasn't the Ritz but i would have to say it was far swankier - he was gorgeous though. -

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Said I would Write About The Time With My Egyptian Dodi & Here It Is

Before I Write About My Egyptian Dodi I Want To Say Thanks To Some Good Guys & Gals

Back To Black - Art Imatating Life, Very Spooky Watching This Video

Love You Long Time, - I Missed My Blogging In The UAE

Seen A Few Guys These Past Weeks But I Saw My Very First Client That I Saw When Starting This Work

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYBODY - ALTHOUGH THEY WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH

Ramadan Kareem رمضان كريم

See How Long It Takes For You To Work Out What This Commecial Is Promoting

IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED LOOK AWAY NOW.......

Possibly, no definitely the best band in the World - Dire Straits - Private Investigations -

''OH WHAT A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE WHEN FIRST WE PRACTISE TO DECEIVE.

AS PROMISED - THE FILTHY MAIL THAT SHE AND HER FRIENDS SENT TO ME & OTHERS

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU WON'T BOTHER ANY MORE ONE OF HER FRIENDS CHURPS IN SO TOMORROW READ THE MAIL

HERE IS MY MESSAGE TO ALL CHELSEA FAN'S WE CAN AND WILL DO IT THIS YEAR - FINGERS FIRMLY CROSSED

That which does not kill us makes us stronger. Friedrich Nietzche

TOLD YOU I SEND EVERYTHING TO DRAFTS - SO HERE IARE ONE OR TWO OF THEM - SO SUE ME.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum you broke my toilet seat with your bum.........:(

IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T BUY FROM EBAY - ANSWER'S ON THE BACK OF A POSTAGE STAMP

A JOKE SENT TO ME FROM A GUY IN NORTHERN IRELAND - WE ALL LOVE RYANAIR AND IT'S EXTRAS LOL

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."